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I just watched @PhillyD call someone a random influencer, then he showed a clip of Nichole Arbher being the same bitch she always was apparently she hasn't changed - and PHIL DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HER. How is that even possible???

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LOL your stupid ass proves every hour or two you don't even know what communism is, you Twitter addicted shit stain. You just apply the label any time you have to think too hard and risk overheating that widdle brain of yours. Such a fucking shame we've evolved past survival of the fittest. Such a pathetic dickless grifter would have starved to death years ago in any other time in history.

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@Jax1331 LOL Those are kids of the parents locked up inside that concentration camp; Trump "dragged them into" this. How fucking dumb are you, miserable cow?

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@VBkramnik is a foul piece of shit who deserves to have every title he doesn't even deserve to have in the first place stripped from him. Why do we let miserable morons like this make everyone around them also miserable? Pathetic dickless wretch, if hell exists you have a spot waiting for you.

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@Wirtual not sure if you saw the shoutout you got in an LTT video like a year ago haha. ~8:50 https://t.co/p78c4QmTFc

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@nicholasdeorio Just a little something if it comes in handy in coverage: any and every cop would know that "heroin" is borderline impossible to find on the streets and it's been that way for a couple years. Been completely replaced with fent, and I find it impossible to believe any cop wouldn't know that. I thought I had a stroke for a second when I heard H mentioned in this shit show, it's immediately disqualifying of any cop to actually think he would/could find heroin anywhere. It flat out makes zero sense.

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Holy fuck it all of a sudden just made perfect sense. @Whats_the_dirt somehow doesn't realize he's the poster child for the modern majority rap listener. That's why the dingleberry is always squawking about numbers while somehow not realizing that's not what "the culture" is. Those are hangers on, imposters, wannabees, the people who throw a rap song on in the car - they make loads of money and sell records - but they're the ones calling an emergency HOA meeting because the cookout is getting a little loud for Sunday at 4pm. LOOOOOOOOL

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LOOOOOL No fucking way did I miss @Whats_the_dirt comment on "tHa CuLtUrE" after the culture itself collectively sat his thief ass down in the corner and had to inform him he's no part of it. Can't wait to hear slur math the rerun LOL. How the fuck is this clown still even allowed near any community after stealing from farmers and their families? And why TF does his head flap around like that when he talks - is he deformed?

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@Andywarski @PoweroftheTruth Snorting pills dries your nose out, except for immediately after you do your first bump/line. Sniffling doesn't indicate that. No way he's acting or looking indicates anything but alcohol (and xanax, which makes people act pretty identical to being drunk). What I don't hear anyone mentioning is 1) how fucking stupid and dangerous it is to drink and take benzodiazepines at the same time, and 2) that he's somehow found his way to the only 2 drugs that can easily kill you from bad withdrawals. He *can't* just stop drinking and taking xanax without requiring serious medical care and supervision. (if he's actually done enough xanax routinely enough to form a physical addiction, it's pretty hard these days to get seriously physically addicted to xanax without your doctor stopping the prescription unless you're supplementing your supply with black market pills, they just don't prescribe enough normally) There's no way to know how serious his use of xanax is since it's used as needed and not routinely (although he's most likely been using it routinely lately), but he 100% is physically addicted to alcohol enough to be of serious medical concern.

Oddly enough, normally the shitstain move is to blame alcohol/drugs for their actions which just smears people dealing with substance issues. Ha I couldn't even type "I have a sliver of respect for that", I guess at least he didn't take the absolute most pathetic route? Just the second most. Feel bad for his wife, though.

source: years of life spent making extremely stupid decisions, why the fuck did I just waste my time writing all that.

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@MikeyNohMore I used to be way into saltwater tanks - my first business I sold was an online reef-based site. Jeremy's new tank is a fucking FOWLR tank (fish only with live rock), which is the basic bitch of the saltwater hobby. Loser can't even keep a decent reef. I got seahorses to breed at 20 and this boomer ass bitch is setting up FOWLR tanks at his advanced age? FFS, more cringe than anything else to my autist ass.

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@NexpoYT Dear god dude, a probiscis is not a fucking nose. It's a long stabby tube; a mosquito's mouth is a probiscis. Gemini wasn't saying "go in through the human's nose", they were saying "stab and inject into a human with your stabby part". Come on, dude.

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@add9_PowEL sorry to stalk you here from Thingiverse, but I'm dying to know: what is the purpose of the two downward-facing arms connected to the metal strip on your oscilloscope VESA mount design for? They don't appear to contact or interact with the oscilloscope itself at all.

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@atozy This is a year old now, but it's fucking gross seeing you give Tyler Olivera a chance to be a lying propagandist piece of shit on your channel. Why the fuck would you even associate with that moron? He's a racist yellow journalist-wannabe.

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Aww @LauraLoomer, why so triggered about a mayor the people made it very clear they wanted? It's definitely adorable seeing you morons foam at the mouth and whine, but you can only treat your supporters like absolute morons for so long before they realize what you've been doing.

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@KatieMiller Keep your stupid bitch mouth shut, you absolute shit stains really think you won't pay for your crimes as time goes on and you can't rely on your retarded pumpkin to protect you? As if having to share a bed with your troglodyte husband wasn't bad enough. LOOOOOOOOL

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@Muj_in my guy, fucking hell dude what happened to you? You look great man, you just look so... extra thicc in the third dimension. And sound like a middle aged cousin of mine all of a sudden. You doing ok my dude? I lost my glasses, but whatever.

Oh I almost forgot, would you mind going down to the department of giant copper bitches giveaways and sweepstakes department over there and ask them if they want Liberty back? We don't really seem to be honoring her inscription and it's getting worse, not better. Don't... just don't mention our lack of preventative maintenance please. If they really get uppity about it just start slinging handy jays and send me the invoice afterward. You'll save me a long nonsensical transatlantic flight if you can find the time.

I'm like 63% sure I left an unlabeled bottle of vodka in my dangerous chemicals locker, it's that kind of day I'mma go chug that shit.

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@SpankieV Hey dude I think you need to seek medical help I think you had a stroke while filming the hair video. Where did you get the idea the hair lady was living/running a content house? Oh, and no you only have to state a sponsorship is active when you have, you know, a sponsorship. Getting a free hair cut isn't that. And you've blown so far past only having a single joke with the "dIs EcOnOmY" crap. Really wish you'd stop the Ebonics, too.

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@elonmusk Where's 150 ton to orbit or "fUlL sElF dRiViNg NeXt YeAr", you fraudulent, hand the new space race right to the chinese ass bitch?

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@LinusTech The discount on your new screwdriver stopped working (yes I added it through YT shopping).

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@Muj_in Hey my dude, not sure if this ridiculousness went under your radar: but I shit you not but Legal Mindset turns out to have been a passport bro... evangelist? Shit stain? Whatever you call that. Literally had a channel/website teaching western "men" how to drag their dicks through Asia. In a recent video the psychopath called the fact that in places in China wives aren't given actual names (according to him) "based" LOL. He bitches and whines about "dA wOkE" and how western women scare him and make his peepee tuck itself between his legs. He actually has been spazzing out accusing every western woman he sees out in public as "ANTIFA Soros Marxist gang stalking him" FUCKING LOOOOL. The dude always seemed more than a little "off" to me, but shit apparently he cosplayed as a normal human pretty damn well. You've featured him in videos numerous times, a Mujin video on the extent of his pathetic secret dealings would be great. Oh! And the story even includes some fairly credible claims of him being a pedo, too. Or at least trying to hook up with a 17 year old at ~30+, whatever one wants to call that. If you want a good primer on it check Rob's Media's latest video. He can be a condescending asshole but he's a solid source of information.