@neomeruru@ask_aubry No sex worker first because his big self will make a big mess having sex so you would need to clean up afterwards also being so fat he would need to eat some pizza or Chinese after thus leaving empty take out containers afterwards which said housekeeper can clean. Logic!
@MynameisRhys @theothertruetom @mattxiv Those darn rainbows being so mean making it rain just for them to come out ruining my wife's hair after she got it done and leading tiny demons to pots of gold. Gdi rainbows they need to be banned! (This is how the conservatives eventually lead to the war on water.)