𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙

— 𝖣𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒, 𝖡𝖳⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠᅠ⠀ᅠᅠ⠀ 𝖨'𝗆 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝘼𝙉𝙔𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 ! ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

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⠀╶` 𝐁𝐓 ! 𝖧𝗈𝗐 𝖽𝗈 I 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎? ˓
. . ˒ 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝗎𝗉𝗉𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙘𝙪𝙩 !

✧･𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 , 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐭 ˓

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[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine.

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

We could look for other snacks too.

Okay- okay cool. You’re always doing cool stuff, kiddo, and I love hearing it.

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

I was just about to head out to grab said carrots. So ... yeah.

Oh? I mean you can come with me, we can walk and talk- unless I need to be sitting down for this.

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

I just need to go get more carrots. That won’t even take an hour out of my day- hush.

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

No pressure. It’s not like I’m busy to miss a meeting.

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

Sure- yeah. Okay.

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

You cooooould’ve changed your mind ?

It’s sweet, similar to sugar cane water... kinda.

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

It is n o t. You just haven’t had good carrot juice

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

Boyfriend ...?

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

This is the worst d a y.
I need my carrot juice

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

I’m all out of carrots

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

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↬ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 : headache but I’m pretty okay uwu

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[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

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↬ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 : uwu ♡ how are u broski

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[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

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↬ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 : gmorn bro

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[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

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↬ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 : bro 🥺

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[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

You wouldn’t...

『 holds said ricegetti protectively. 』

No way, and give up doing my dramatic bit? Heck no.

[•ＯＶＥＲＫＩＬＬ• @RESPAWNCHAMBER]

Ricegetti I can giveth, and ricegetti I can taketh away.

[ Huff! Grumble!! Horribly offended. ]

You shoulda specified that earlier, then!!!

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

Hey- watch my ricegetti-

『 cease this abomination meal, Coop. Still, reaching over to lightly punch em right back. 』

Unfortunately, I’m not a god with boons.

[•ＯＶＥＲＫＩＬＬ• @RESPAWNCHAMBER]

[ Pause . . . looking down. ]

. . . Oh. Uh . . . thanks, I guess.

[ Wait, no, too soft. Lightly punching his arm. ]

Still mad though. Thought you were gonna gimme superpowers or something, asshole.

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

『 Laughing. 』

Blessings aren’t really physical things. It’s cheesy to say out loud, but it’s like telling someone you have faith in em, that you believe in them.

I dunno, it always made me feel like I can do more in life and well.. it was a motivator of sorts.

[•ＯＶＥＲＫＩＬＬ• @RESPAWNCHAMBER]

[ Groooooan. ]

Y'mean you bullied me into accepting some stupid blessing and it doesn't even do anything . . . ?

[ Sulk, sulk. Whiney bastard. ]

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

Heck yeah, carrots!

Maybe if I’m feeling spicy, I’ll make carrot juice.

[𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙ @SOLUSDUX]

『 grin, like a scheming grandma. 』

You will when the time’s right.

[•ＯＶＥＲＫＩＬＬ• @RESPAWNCHAMBER]

[ Face scruuunch- pause--- wait, what? Peeking an eye open. ]

. . . I don't feel any different . . . ?