Otis Spunkmeyer 🍪

My bio is an enigma. Weather enthusiast. Golf enthusiast. New car enthusiast. @UDelaware / @wvudsports alum. #FlyEaglesFly #GoDawgs #BrotherlyLove #LGM #NYR

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@TheOnion

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@mikefreemanNFL

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@AdamSchefter The Trump effect

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@ryanlawrence21 Tried to go all Phillies, blanked on the obscure Giants connections

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@espn You scumbags altered this audio…he was booed mercilessly

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@accuweather I had a sargassum just watching this

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@mikefreemanNFL Not enough people in this country watched Back to The Future II prior to 2016. It foretold exactly what Biff would do/is doing

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@TimCowlishaw Same reason insider trading is supposed to be illegal, Count Chocula

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@DarrenJMeenan More of a Mackey Sasser guy myself

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@jaketapper When’s the Trump book come out then, you hack

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@KeithRaad @SteveGelbs Jed Lowrie part deux

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@JimmyKempski Getting 1st when there was seemingly no other team in the mix after the Rams pulled out is a huge coup. A fleecing, indeed.

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Whole family needs somewhere to flee without extradition when daddy can’t be President anymore

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Ivanka Trump announces that she and her husband, Jared Kushner, are building a massive off-the-grid private island in the middle of the Mediterranean.

The island spans 1,400 hectares and currently has no power.

They will be working with some of the world's greatest living architects to bring this vision to life.

"It's massive in scale."

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Family wealth generated while holding office.

We are not angry enough about this.

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@Buccigross The sweet sounds of Gary Thorne. We used to be a proper country.

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@bdetrick Had no clue the Albanian’s are all on Verizon

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@NancyMace

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Trump reportedly bought stock in UFC’s parent company as he was promoting fights at the White House next month.
https://t.co/Snl4RA3jQv

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Donald Trump Jr. is who yall thought Hunter Biden was

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Covie @covie_93]

A Democrat running for office must provide detailed plans on how to fix every issue while a Republican running for office just need to come up with a nickname for their opponent.