Tom Smith

hey I'm tom, and I am the 3 time regional champion of competitive knitting. sc: tomsmith30 ΣΠ

[King Fucking Henrik @FuckingHenrik30]

Brb driving Sammy Blais to the fucking airport myself

[Fanatics Sports @FanaticsSports]

me on the first tee before topping my drive for 18 yards

[Duolingo @duolingo]

living in your head rent free

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be you......Its Monday, they can all sniff your nutsack!!!

[David Hobby @strobist]

360-degree action cams finally finding a valid use case

[patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 @_patryc_]

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[young tiempo @YoungTiempo]

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

imagine if spiders screamed when you found them

[danneh @DannehSays]

Consider me tickled

[Tom Smith @Som_Tmith]

Praying for my neighbors daughter who’s scream singing Since U Been Gone. Idk what he put you thru, but the whole neighborhood is rooting for you

[Alana Herrnson @aperiplatypus]

I really don’t know what to say about my hotel room view

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

come at us

[Tom Smith @Som_Tmith]

@IanMccaffreyy I’m glad someone has the courage to say it

[Tom Smith @Som_Tmith]

@mickeyschluter Should’ve left my NFT of Kevin alone

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

Ridley FanDuel account name was CalvinRidleyFromTheFalcons

[juli0__ZT @ZTMDI]

5 seconds into the Facetime riddle