J.me

A human tooth has 26 calories. I don't know how to small talk.

[J.me @SomaticJet]

How I feel about finally having a day under 95 F.

[J.me @SomaticJet]

Arlo is experimenting with different methods of communication. Here, she's trying the nonverbal method by asking if I'm gay. Or maybe she's bullying me into giving her a tot by using a gay slur. #husky #redhusky #huskypuppy #redhuskypuppy

[J.me @SomaticJet]

With my specific brand of dark humor, I never would have thought "Oh, I don't really care about sports", "Sorry, I don't smoke", and "No thanks, I don't drink coffee." would be the most offensive things I say.

[J.me @SomaticJet]

I've been gone for a week and now she has me pinned down so I don't leave again. #needy #murdermittens #ihavetopee

[J.me @SomaticJet]

He was very willing to be photographed #flickr https://t.co/cRxn8wfRO9

[J.me @SomaticJet]

❤️💛💙

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

“I want to buy the new Fiona Apple on CD” is the most Gen X thought I’ve ever had.

[J.me @SomaticJet]

Glazing holes for rent money this month. Follow my onlyfans for more recipes. #laidoff #covid19 #quarantinebaking

[J.me @SomaticJet]

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[J.me @SomaticJet]

@aj_wilkinson @thekovesciman This seems accurate, except for the volleyball part. I'm good at laying in the sand.