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Almost left home to go to my wedding dress alterations appointment without a wedding dress.

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@jerseymikes FREE SUB

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Ass swinging, curly haired, white MF. #Coworkers

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Wanted an iced caramel latte with cookie butter cold foam at Dunkin and somehow ordered an iced caramel latte and a cookie butter coffee… didn’t need two coffees today but I will drink two coffees. ☕️☕️

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When it’s been such a good day and something bad obviously has to happen!

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Today I got told I’d be a perfect fit for a job position but they chose someone else..oh

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Bidding on 20 acres of land at 24 seems wrong for some reason. 🤔

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4 hard boiled eggs + mustard @ 12:55am = 🔥

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I just want to be called beautiful for Valentine’s Day. Is that so much to ask for?

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My Airbnb was so dry over the weekend I tried putting my babies diaper butt cream on my lips.
P.s it didn’t even do anything just had white lips for a couple hours 🙁

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Me: mom do you have any food
Mom: yes we have a whole house full of food
Me: condiments are not food
Mom: olives and garlic are too food

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Christmas is coming up, a gift card to @Starbucks and @bathabodywork would be nice. All I want is coffee and to smell like a snack! #Christmas2023

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Hot cheese cake 🤨

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Why do people lie so much. A coworker of mine fucked up and blamed it on me. #dumbassdarren

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At the first left you take a right #pregnancybrain

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Just ordered 6 car seats for my boys. #boymom

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My boyfriend just told me he doesn’t know what the Fitness Gram Pacer Test is!

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FYI. The lady at lush trying to sell the products doesn’t want to hear a story about a seven year old tube of lotion.

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So I’ve been eating gluten free for almost four months now and last night I had a very vivid dream I ate a whole sheet cake from Sam’s Club

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Just took my second shower within six hours due to shitting my pants in a Walmart.