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dont @ me

[C🇨🇮🐘 @chaka_________]

There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time

[Sam Dumitriu @Sam_Dumitriu]

We are witnessing levels of British NIMBYism previously thought impossible.

[𝖌𝖆𝖇𝖇 • 🍉 @gabbdotpng]

creature game

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmasteuer1]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

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,,,

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

guys i’m lowkey loving charli’s new track 😭😭

[isabella🪼🎏 @tivent_1]

genuinely how did he do that???

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

[skye @skyewayy]

Obama knows ball??? 😭😭