Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈

Sam called me a 🦄. Things I like include: My dog, Heartstopper & Osemanverse, coffee, books, manual shift cars.

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@RealKhalilU @NATERERUN tell me you don't actually understand the First Amendment without telling me? can we just get a single 2 minute sound byte from Congress? or any high ranking legal official to EXPLAIN 1st amendment protection to all the dumb yt Americans?

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@coffeegirl_107 @adele0x Libby I've heard of but forgot about...I'm gonna download both now to check out!!!! gracias

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@adele0x @coffeegirl_107 what is borrow box I suddenly have FOMO

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@808nobody @mattxiv this needs to be redrawn with 4 ppl standing clear, one open track, and the handler holding a bazooka that just shelled 270 persons caged on the track...

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@mattxiv they gotta dose the public as often as possible with active pro-Israel language and passive, dehumanizing language for their 🍉victims🍉and dismissive language for any 🍉institutions🍉 providing accurate info otherwise ppl might start to understand what they're doing wrong

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@TizzyEnt opportunity missed to just respond YAAASSSCAR! (tis the season) or Motorcycle Enthusiast complicated way to say I will LITERALLY ride anything if offered?

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@suchnerve and THIS is why they should be referred to as neurodifficults(quoting someone's toddler on TikTok) instead of neurotypicals...passive aggression is only funny when in response to men not understanding the bear prompt

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@Dinosaur_jammas a strong protective short king/queen paired with a content, shy often-blushing giant who innocently/frequently (or naively) triggers said protective instinct? and if we're pushing into magical realism one of them has financially stable and pays for snacks? something like that?

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@skkelleywrites *blinks while standing across from the washer and dryer in my kitchen*

I've had them in utility closets IN THE DINING ROOM, but also a garage once...but otw kitchen in almost every rental I've ever had

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@nahndagarlow also using Xitter in general feels gross...I cannot wait to ignore it for months again LOL

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@nahndagarlow Not sure if I should use the info email on Two Times to ask thoughts on a lit. project in it's infancy that needs a bit of indigenous direction - you are my first google/stumble 3 hours into research - but maybe follow me so I can DM? then delete this post I guess?

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@LGBwiththeT When we FINALLY go all Vive la Resistance! on the billionaires can someone make sure she's at the front of the line? and then we can switch her estate royalties to like Mermaids? or like even splits to all the LGBTQ+ teen support charities?

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@Whatapityonyou it says California's FIRST fatal bear attack, he's NOT making the point he THINKS he is lol - side note first seems inaccurate in the WHOLE of history - but still beats like 440k a year? and the % of post grape femicide? like seriously...this is why I don't twitter anymore

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@VerizonSupport it's SUUPER tone deaf to not offer pause/suspension options for customers that are willing to pay on their devices while NOT using their lines...enjoy the trip to charge off land I guess?

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@moorehn when we're done CHOOSING the bears, do we get to FEED the men that didn't "get it" to the bears in general? or was this like an election and there will be a chosen bear, asking for a friend

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@_celia_bedelia_ EJ used "failed lesbian" wrong, my cis-het bff refers to her self as a failed lesbian all the time bc she really gave it the good 'ol college try but she just couldn't train herself to be attracted to women, she's very bitter that she remains str8 with the global dating pool

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@HilzFuld I'm so confused by the sentiment in this because every example you list is a culling or successful oppression of Jews and your comparing it to "Israelites now DOING the culling" so apples and oranges? Live streaming social media makes lies harder to digest now...hence TT ban? lol

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@CaraLisette Penelope
AKA Princess Monster Truck, Snuffleupagus, Dominicana

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@CaraLisette Name: Sydney
Nicknames from Papa - Syd, Babygirl, Sh*thead (it's only used when SHE is manipulating ME for snacks or early bedtime)
Nicknames from Mama: Chiquitita (and ¡Déjala, ¡Coño, which she probably THINKS are names for her lol)

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@LTWard2 many narcissists put a great deal of effort into their social/public image - and wreak havoc on romantic partners behind closed doors

[Augie 🥷 🍃 🍂 🏳️‍🌈 @SomebodysNick]

@LTWard2 Every adult in my life that self labeled as nice/kind/chill was in fact the opposite or dangerous. You can't call yourself nice, it's earned by your actions and spoken about, and EVEN then members of a vulnerable class should still take reputations with a grain of salt for safety