It's Dane Y'all

I almost never finish my thoug

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

Nice, France. A town so Nees they named it once

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

Been a long hard road for Knicks fans and it could end tonight. Most of them have had to suffer for, like, all three weeks they’ve been fans.

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

Just a reminder that the Knicks are owned by a sexually-assaulting sex trafficker.

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The Mandalorian show gets stupid when he gets a black lightsaber and when Luke shows up. Awful.

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

How many Met Galas are there a year? I feel like this is the third one since March

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

People say, “it’s giving…,” too often and they all sound dumb when they say it.

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

@marknorm great special. What coat were you wearing?

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

If I lived in Angel Grove, I’d stick around after the first monster attack. What’re the odds of it a second time? But after the second, I’d be moving to Bismarck, ND.

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

Rita Repulsa should’ve maybe attacked somewhere not around Angel Grove. She was on the moon. Could attack anywhere. Give Bismarck, ND a shot. They had no protection.

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

“Arrivederci.” Context doesn’t matter. It’s 2012. Kony matters.

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

@MichelleObama @BarackObama Anybody know what coat he’s wearing?

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

I never wanna hear about women being dramatic again because men literlly add :20 seconds to a sport for no reason and drag it out for 15 minutes omg…

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

@vinniecud First time I’ve ever seen and heard him. Maybe the last time.

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

Sombr’s best friend is named Eleven and he’s been to the upside down a few times

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Me and my followers should buy the Dr Seuss coin before it sells out

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

People make fun of Disney adults but Halloween adults are worse.

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

@OhItsRyan Now wait a minute here

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

@Uber I need help and your customer support on the app sucks

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

Porter bitching to the ref: Why can’t I commit pass interference like I usually do?! Why are you calling it tonight on me?!

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

The outfits when athletes arrive have to stop. Everybody looks silly. It’s insane.

[It's Dane Y'all @SomeDaneGuy]

Readers are the new vegans. They will always tell you and then brag about the amount they’re reading at once.