Jeff Bezos’s wife strutting into the presidential inauguration in lingerie with her chesticles hoisted like NASA was launching them into orbit? Peak Selling Sunset season 2 energy… Cute outfit, sweetheart, but wrong place. And as for our favorite Lizardman, Mark Zuckerberg—his cold, dead eyes were locked on her cleavage like he was trying to program his next algorithm off it. WTF is going on America
Bonus map:
2024 if everyone expect non-college educated whites could vote
And this really just shows how utterly reliant Trump and the GOP are on that voting bloc
@_samaleman The Jimmy Carter 100 hat may be sold out but you can donate to the Carter Center to support Guinea Worm Disease eradication which would be a way cooler birthday gift 🎁
I’m super passionate and we’re SO CLOSE https://t.co/Epd9p67QWC
The past few days have been a struggle, but hearing everyone's fond remembrances of our best friend in the world has helped me laugh through the tears. He gave a soft landing to waking up at 3:30a. I've been one of the luckiest people you may know to work closely w/Lin since 2013
@jessesheidlower I literally came to your page to ask you about your thoughts on what’s happening here. It’s so weird to grieve a social media site but I kinda am! 💔
Friends, it’s hard to put the universe into language and into a short message, but
She passed away last night, surrounded by family and love, including yours. Keep her name close and sacred. Share this moment with someone who needs you. Love is indeed the most important thing.
4:00 - 5:00 on Fridays is for deciding if I want to be a skinny slutty starving girl or if it’s the weekend and I deserve to live my chubby girl gluttony dreams