ThisIsAName

Raptor and video game enthusiast. Degree in Fisheries and Wildlife Sciences. I get paid to work with birds!

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So between all the public schools closing, Fred Meyer running out of toilet paper, and viral worries, it is now snowing in March

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Defeat voice assistant technology by sharing a name with a national company.

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Woke up in the middle of the night. How many times should someone scream "I'll ******* kill you ******" before you call the police for a wellness check?

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I have a long day at work tomorrow. But tonight my neighbors are playing rockband loudly and off-key.
😣

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Talk radio is the original Twitter. It only causes frustration if your not the target audience.

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Ah local small town talk radio. "All those bicyclists and the millions upon millions of dollars spent on bike paths and the taxes they don't pay" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The weather is unseasonably nice and I'm trapped at work :/

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Saw a daring Fox Sparrow today dart around the Bald Eagle enclosure and eat some leftover salmon

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Nothing is quite as nerve wracking as trying to help something so small and delicate. Smooth as satin, lighter than anything.

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Humming birds don't belong inside

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CHRIST

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Update: very tasty. Wish I had bread to dip in the gravy/drippings

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Feeling so inspired after my trip (and eating out 3+ meals a day) that I'm roasting my first chicken 😃

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Back home safely :)

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The pre-recorded Chinese message sounds so disappointed in me and my life choices

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Boarding in ~20m, leaving about an hour after that at 5:10pm on Monday in Tokyo. Arriving at about 11am on Monday in PDX. Time zones man...

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Blehrg

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I won't let the TSA take my baby

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Fight the power