Autumn

Chaos Coordinator🌪️ Dog Mom🐾. Wife💍 Hack Guitar Player 🎸Shower Singer🎤 #Skol 🏈 #MNTwins ⚾️ 1A2A🦅 MAGA🇺🇸 MAHA⚕️🚫DM - Do No Harm But Take No Shit

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@MrPitbull07 I know that feeling. I adopted Stormy in May and she wouldn’t even walk out of the kennel, or the building she was so shut down. She slept for 3 days straight when we got home. They need us.

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@ksorbs Why ya gotta be so fucking fragile? Is it the Super Bowl thing? It must be the Super Bowl thing.

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@GuntherEagleman @Tim_Walz Say what you want, this is egregious.

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@JoJoFromJerz You are such a fucking bitch. As a mother, have some compassion.

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@kanyewest Get these forms to your children asap.

https://t.co/7XwxxbysPs

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Hi MAGA crew! I had stepped away for a bit - get on a good path, work on some mental health, good things!

WTAF is going on here? Is Colton gone gone? He was one of the first big accounts to follow me and he had such great advice.

Oy!

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@MrBeast I, as a brokey, can tell you life is not easier.

I know nobody who has money would actually say that. 😂😂😂

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@kanyewest Have your children filed for emancipation from you yet?

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As a Minnesotan, I wouldn’t put Minnesota in the top 25.
Don’t lose your job here. You’ll be hard pressed to find another.

The median individual income is about $46k. Household is $88k

The median listing home price is $343k

19th in Education

7th in Overall Tax Burden by State

It’s pretty.

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What a difference a month makes.
Clean. Sober. Haven’t gambled.
Feeling good.

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Like I said, also made with Grok.

I’m GenX, leave it to the rest of Gens to give a synopsis of what they did all week (which btw, will take half a day on Friday), while I put in my 40 doing all their work.

As a nongovernment employee - I give you my list:

1.Master of the Office Fridge Treaty – Successfully negotiated a ceasefire between the “Label Your Lunch” enforcers and the “Finders Keepers” opportunists, preventing a full-blown snack war.
2.Chair Olympics Champion – Rolled exactly 12 feet across the office to deliver a document without standing up, proving that efficiency and laziness can coexist.
3.PowerPoint Picasso – Created a slide deck so visually stunning that at least one coworker gasped audibly during the meeting.
4.Professional Email Acrobatics – Crafted a reply so vague yet diplomatic that it simultaneously answered a question and left room for plausible deniability.
5.Bureaucratic Time Wizardry – Submitted a report at 4:59 PM on a Friday, thereby legally making it “this week’s problem” but “next week’s responsibility.”

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@SailorSammy93 YOU DO NOT SPEAK FOR ALL WOMEN! An attack on trans women as actually an attack on a man. One singular man. Period.

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As a nongovernment employee - I give you my list. AI generated, as I don’t want to seem too productive:

1.Master of the Office Fridge Treaty – Successfully negotiated a ceasefire between the “Label Your Lunch” enforcers and the “Finders Keepers” opportunists, preventing a full-blown snack war.
2.Chair Olympics Champion – Rolled exactly 12 feet across the office to deliver a document without standing up, proving that efficiency and laziness can coexist.
3.PowerPoint Picasso – Created a slide deck so visually stunning that at least one coworker gasped audibly during the meeting.
4.Professional Email Acrobatics – Crafted a reply so vague yet diplomatic that it simultaneously answered a question and left room for plausible deniability.
5.Bureaucratic Time Wizardry – Submitted a report at 4:59 PM on a Friday, thereby legally making it “this week’s problem” but “next week’s responsibility.”

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@Suzierizzo1 Don’t get revenue and profit mixed up in your head. Everyone’s profits are down due to inflation. We are, as you stated, talking about revenue. Strictly the money coming in from consumers. Not profits, the money remaining after paying all operational costs.

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@Suzierizzo1 I have started shopping there again since they ended DEI. And, fyi, there was a .85% jump in revenue from Q3 to Q4 in FY 24-25.

https://t.co/EFv2f6kHEw

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@kellybabe311 @joacoland @WildfireWhisper @RebeccaMtn I, as a woman, have never ever gone to Hooters dressed as a Hooters girl for a “fun day out”. Why do these men feel the need to go to a place of business and parade around like idiots and call it a fun day out?
Thats not what real women do. That’s what peedos do.

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@WildfireWhisper @damekatydenise_ And this is why they are now preparing to file for bankruptcy.
Go woke, go broke.

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@kanyewest Shut the fuck up.

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@elonmusk I’ll take my SSI taxes paid in over the last 30 years back, thank you very much.

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@kanyewest Caps locked and loaded