Sometimes Not

Is it really possible to definitively describe yourself in under 160 chars? In my case yes: Tall. Blonde. Ignorant.

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

@danielmrose What'd you say? Dude, hold my spitter.

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

Oh look! This thing still works! *blows off dust* TODAY'S THE DAY! I've been blowing up my IG but figured I needed to get back to the OG for @dancortese day!! Sending good vibes to the man today!! Happy #dancorteseday everyone!!
@MarthaQuinn @horrordj31 @AdorableDoiner

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

@AdorableDoiner @dancortese @HorrorDj @MzKatonik @BryanJWolford

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

A #dancorteseday to remember! I was doing 80 in a 50 to outrun those jerks!

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

@dancortese #rule22: DONE. It's fine. They gave up after 30 miles. lol. Quitters. #dancorteseday #dcday17

[Doiner @AdorableDoiner]

Want to know more about the legend of @DanCortese? Buy his book… Step Off! #DCD2024

[Doiner @AdorableDoiner]

Rumor has it @DanCortese has a mint collection of these Aladdin cups. #DCD2024 @BryanJWolford @sometimesMike @HorrorDJ @MzKatonik #BurgerKing

[Jennifer Jastrzab @JLJ75]

@dancortese Happy 2024 Dan Cortese Day! May everybody "Step Off" today!

[Doiner @AdorableDoiner]

The Man himself has his own categories on Google. Happy @DanCortese Day! #DCD2024 @BryanJWolford @sometimesMike @MzKatonik @HorrorDJ

[Doiner @AdorableDoiner]

My Halloween costume is coming along nicely. Gotta start early. #StepOff #DCD2024 Thank you @DanCortese for being great!

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

The MAN! The...myth? No. THE LEGEND. @dancortese #dcd2024

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

Suspicious activity? You mean since the last time I logged in was #dcd2023? There's only one person that can bring me back and that's @dancortese!! Happy #dcd2024!!

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

@dancortese out here sharing his secrets or at least some tape! Happy #dancorteseday2024

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

@HorrorDj @AdorableDoiner @BryanJWolford And step off to you, good sir!!

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

HAPPY @dancortese day 2024!! Are you ready? Have you prepared? Are we getting extreme with some guiness book level BK? I don't know what I'm saying, I'm just stoked for #dcd2024
@HorrorDj @AdorableDoiner @MzKatonik @BryanJWolford @RadleyJPhoenix

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

Alright, I'm outta here. I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name from the game room so...PEACE. Until #dcd2024, gang!

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

As @dancortese day 2023 draws to a close, we have the ever classic Demolition Man playing. We should talk to #TBS about running it 24 hours on #dcd. @BryanJWolford @MzKatonik @HorrorDj @AdorableDoiner

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

It's only impossible until somebody does it...unless its not real meat. #dancorteseday2023 @AdorableDoiner @BryanJWolford @dancortese @HorrorDj @MzKatonik

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

@MzKatonik @dancortese @AdorableDoiner @BryanJWolford Blessings! Blessings to you, this #dancorteseday2023!! It's never too late to celebrate unless you don't show up until tomorrow!

[Sometimes Not @sometimesMike]

@magistralcradle @greenlight @RandyScottESPN @randytravis @RandyMoss @SouthPark On balance, off balance, it doesn't matter, he's better than you are. YEAH.