Somtoo

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

@metify If you see the way I burst laugh eeeh...

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

@TheAjibolaGrey Your BBN tweets kill me all the time.
Looking forward to the next three months...

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Big Brother Naija.

Active and ready to shoot.

Locked in.

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

My Boo is a good guy.😗

[Aros @Damiar0s]

Sorry oo, people that have watched Originals… is Klaus a bad guy or a good guy, because what kind of character is this ???

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

@Aji_Buusu @akinkunmi @metify @ADDANEGRO

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

@Sisi_Yemmie Yes.
It was Bingo I initially thought was a boy.😄😄
Turns out they are both girls.

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

We are finished!!!

[Zany @zanyfen]

@ShishidoCheeks that's literally from the bible

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

@Lavidagang I think we enjoyed "Baby" and "Beginning" way too much, that immediately we heard "Joeboy Pondeck", we lost our mind.

In other words, we carried over the love we had for your other songs and showered it on "Nobody".

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

@Depejuu_ Thank you

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

I love the way you are feeling now...
@LadiPoe

[LADIPOE @LadiPoe]

Geneva, Switzerland 🇨🇭 2026

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

Lmao!!
This is me...😢😢

[soso @sothecutestt]

day 1 no sugar

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

Make I see the 20m first...

[Tuchel @Officially_Kriz]

Some of you will touch ₦20m for the first time and immediately rush to buy iPhone 16 Pro Max & plan vacation. Relax.

Lock down 7 year govt bond @ 17% → ₦5.5m

Buy stocks of good companies on Zedcrest Wealth app→ ₦9m

Put ₦3m into Money Market(or Equity) Funds on Zedcrest Wealth App

Put ₦2m into T-bills on Iinvest

Use 500k for liquidity.

Your life won’t be stressful again.
School won’t teach you this. I just did.

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

@SkinwithLolami 1m.
😏😏

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

TT, please!!

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

MAJOR THROWBACK:

🎙 SPEED: "Portugal will win the World Cup."

🎙 Zlatan: "That's enough free speech for today."

😭😭😭

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

Women!!

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

4 college graduates,
3 Masters degrees
1 Doctorate,
2 law degrees
3 Ivy League educations

All in one photo.

Oh and their husbands are in the photo too

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

I love her so much.

[Fred @WaywardWinifred]

This is her political reality because people in her district legitimately go to her office every day for everything from after-school tutoring to “Congresswoman, please help me find my runaway cat"

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

What a sweep!
Congratulations @AOC

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

What a night in NYC!

First, I want to deeply thank the people of NY14, who supported my re-election with 87% of the vote - the highest in my history of public service.

It is a tremendous honor and responsibility to be your Congresswoman, and I never take it for granted.

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

@metify @amadaoffor Nne, things dey occur.
I fainted the first day I saw this book.😁😁

[Somtoo @Somtojb]

@Aji_Buusu @charise_lee @metify Lmao!!
God, please...