Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch wasn’t just a house, it was a full-blown “I have too much money” theme park that came with its own private zoo. Dude had giraffes just chilling on the property like they were regular backyard pets. Elephants, chimps, the whole menagerie. You could roll up and be like “yo, can I feed the giraffe real quick?” and somebody in a Neverland staff shirt would be like “sure, just don’t let it spit on the Ferris wheel.”
That’s the exact energy Kam was talking about with his rich friend flipping baby giraffes to the zoo. Neverland was the original “I own exotic animals for the plot” lifestyle. Absolute chaos wealth.
The way i would have had a heart attack a stroke, and went into cardiac arrest all at the same time 🤦🏽♀️😭😂🤣🤣😂🤣💀💀... as soon as I got to Heaven I would have had to ask God what happened to the locust 🤣😂🤣😂