I’m super late on this because I’m bad at doing things, but @TovaUmetuka ‘s band released their first single! I don’t know genres, so I’m going to call it “literary critique pop rock”. It absolutely fucks. https://t.co/pk5ItB3sRN
In one of his Discworld novels, Sir Terry Pratchett describes a hammy actor as having a voice you could never order coal with, because it would turn up as diamonds. You'd think such a thing couldn't exist in real life, but that would be to reckon without the legendary Matt Berry.
this beautiful expression relates the five most important constants in mathematics:
π^0 (i.e., 1)
every time i see it, i get tears in my eyes, from all the weeping
"Here are your messages:
"You have 30 minutes to move your car."
"You have 10 minutes."
"Your car has been impounded."
"Your car has been crushed into a cube."
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube."
"Y'ello. Mr. Burns's office."
"Is it about my cube?"