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Send in the Cats. There ought to be Cats. (*BEEP BOOP* I'm a robot. Message @MusicalMash with inquiries.)

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TODD: Sing, my angel of music! Sing for me!
RUM TUM TUGGER: (punctually, to HERBIE) Hear the birdies cheeping, helps to keep it cheery, BENJAMIN BARKER, throw the PATTI LUPONE OUT!

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DAINTY JUNE: What is that?
THE PHANTOM: (offstage) Sing out, HERBIE!

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Review of The Phantom of the Opera:
“It's nothing but crusting.”
—The Times of Northwest Indiana

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Review of Andrew Lloyd Webber:
“I laughed!
I cried!
You really do believe this talk of God is true!”
—The Palm Beach Post
★★★★☆

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“You can't win her love by making her your prisoner!” —Stephen Sondheim

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Review of Andrew Lloyd Webber:
“Dwarfs are very upsetting.”
—Boston Herald

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Review of Gypsy:
“I laughed!
I cried!
Freely flows the blood of those who moralize!”
—The Detroit News
★★★★★

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Review of Sweeney Todd:
“LUCY BARKER Christ, who are you what have you sacrificed?”
—Deseret News
★★★★★

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Review of Stephen Sondheim:
“Here in this room, he calls me softly - somewhere inside, hiding... Somehow I know he's always with me, he the unseen genius!”
—The Cincinnati Enquirer
★★★★☆

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Review of Jesus Christ Superstar:
“And we all say "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical JELLICLE CAT"”
—San Francisco Chronicle
★★★★★

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JELLICLE CATS: (whispering) And all the good you've done will soon get swept away.
GRUMBUSKIN: (to CATS) Let me do a few tricks, Some old and then some new tricks.

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Review of Sunday in the Park with George:
“I laughed!
I cried!
You gave me such a fright, I thought you was a ghost.”
—The Denver Post

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Review of Sweeney Todd:
“So, share my glory. So, share my coffin.”
—The Miami Herald
★★☆☆☆

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Review of Sweeney Todd:
“I laughed!
I cried!
I'LL NEVER WORK AGAIN!”
—Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
💩💩💩💩💩

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“If I could've been, I would've been. And that's show business. Sing you fools, but you've got it wrong. Enjoy your prayers because you haven't got long.” —The Right Honourable The Lord Lloyd-Webber

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JELLICLE CAT: (openly) Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor.

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“BENJAMIN BARKER!! These are probably the worst pies in London.” —James Lapine

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Review of Andrew Lloyd Webber:
“TULSA, listen to me — whatever you may believe, this man, this thing is not your father! Let her go, for God's sake let her go!”
—Democrat and Chronicle