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i am once again obsessed with twenty | one | pilots

[luiz @glindanora]

“fale um pouco da sua química extraordinária como michael e como vcs fazem”

“é que fazemos sexo toda manhã” AI.

[໊ @laceiie]

any woman who eats mens butt is not my sister sorry but you’re alone on this one

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

"Men are providers" yeah of mental illness

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you are still blaming Obama and Biden for your failures after 578 days in office, you need to fucking resign.

[ꪜ𝖎𝔃𝔃𝔂 ✞ @sntvizzy]

Think about what the heroes have been doing: Doctor Strange casually cast a spell to fix Peter’s personal life and ripped open space time. Wanda slaughtered an entire Illuminati team just to steal kids from another reality. Even Steve Rogers hopped into an alternate timeline just so he could live out his dream life with Peggy. The Avengers have been treating the Multiverse like a playground with zero regard for the billions of lives destroyed by the resulting Incursions.

From Doom’s perspective, he isn't trying to be evil, he’s stepping in as the only adult in the room. He sees a bunch of reckless, self-righteous hypocrites breaking reality for personal reasons, and he’s taking total control to lock it down before their selfishness destroys existence entirely.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

The American mind truly cannot comprehend how many 9/11s we've inflicted on other people, people just like us, for no reason other than pure, wanton cruelty...

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Did you all read Project 2025? Because the destabilization of the food supply was part of it and we are now living it in real time.

[spencer 🦈 @Unpop_Science]

People will act like this material doesn’t work, but there is nothing high tech or unproven about this.

We have had the capacity to scale bioplastics for decades. We just use petroplastics because oil corporations control governments.

[໊ @xoeeie]

I'm really impressed by the fact that when men are faced with a situation like this, they usually do nothing, but a woman doesn't think twice before putting herself in front to help the other one.. and then they still say that men are our protectors, anyway

[chaos robot 🤖 @deestiv]

putting mamdani photo next to stories about anything good happening in or around nyc has me screaming lmao 😂

[😺 🍉🔻dimagi naxal ☝🏽 @missandrizzed]

"You can't play politics when it works in your favour and then demand silence when it doesn't".

This is for not just bts and hybe but the fandom at large. You can't praise them for boycotting grammys but then say they're not political when it's time to criticize them

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

There's no way to ask this without sounding a bit antisemitic but do orthodox Jews think their god is stupid or something? Do they not fear judgement for attempting to circumvent the rules of god with loopholes? This is a genuine question btw

[Max @welp_max]

it could be powering us now but 12 rich guys said no

[sxwrkr @sxwrkr_]

So my provider notes from the ER last night state that I gave verbal consent for AI to be used in my appointment/summaries. That never happened obviously and I have a witness to prove it. What do I do?

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

Ohh there’s a good back story!

Walmart didn’t just “resist” Tap to Pay… they waged a full 12-year cold war against it starting the exact day Apple Pay launched in 2014.

They helped lead a secret retailer cartel called MCX that tried to kill Apple Pay with their own competing system called CurrentC, which spectacularly flopped and died.

The reason is data.

Apple Pay hides your card so the store never sees the real number or full identity.

Walmart Pay forces you into their app so every single item you buy is permanently linked to your profile.

They wanted surveillance more than customer convenience.

They lost!

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

My male coworker told me women shouldn’t be angry when men stare because “you can’t expect men not to notice attractive women.” I asked him if noticing something and staring at it were the same thing. He said yes. I asked if that meant I could stare at his bald spot for twenty minutes because I noticed it. He covered his head.

[Catalina Byrd @CatalinaByrd]

Clear Eyes brand so you don’t have to read the article. USA Today should have told you.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"Do you think you're superior for not using Al in your work?" Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[Wrynnsito @Wrynnsito1]

“Healthcare is NOT a Hum-“

[Judianna @Judianna]

Um…