SonicAvocado

If avocadoes could talk, this might be what they sound like....
And if it sounds good to you, let the Avocado know....
If it's a match; Let's make Guacamole!

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#VideoContactLenses for the masses. Upload any video you want to your contact lenses and wow your friends and dominate your competitors! #bizideas #thefutureisnow

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@zillowgonewild kitchen still. Seems super useful!

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Create a restaurant like @fogodechaomx but with mouth watering desserts. All you can eat #cheesecake on a skewer!

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Viking Pet Funerals.
Why use many words when few words good?
#bizideas #viking #vikinglife

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@RG_FILMS @MovingToTheSun Just ask Bing. It will tell you if this is real or not 😁

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Create QR codes for old school menus that show what the food actually looks like. You can see nutrition information, serving size, ingredients, even the person that made it. #bizidea #saygoodbye to old school #menu

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create a heavenly amalgamation of #fudge and #ricecrispytreats in the best dessert ever! #FunkyBars

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buy a mansion and create an all #escaperoom hotel. Every room is a uniquely themed escape room and you have the whole stay to solve the puzzle!

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Create a #teahouse club with an annual membership. For people that REALLY love their #tea!

#bizidea

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Sew #shorts into #kilts for the modest #Scotsman in us all!

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Create a #PourAsAService business where you rent a bar tap or two monthly. Everyone wants the enjoyment of a cold carbonated fun drink on tap. Nobody wants the effort! #BizIdea #PaaS

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@urmommylovesit @rfbuckey That isnt one of their songs...

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Create Chili trucks (like #icecreamtrucks but with chili) for our cold friends up north! #BizIdea #keepcanadawarm

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Put #confetti in car tires so even when you have a blowout, the day is still festive! #BizIdea #neverabadday Credit to @luscious.sarcasm

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Create an annual pass subscription for all you can eat buffets. Guaranteed revenue. #BizIdea #WhoDoesn'tLikeFood #makeamericafatagain

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What if we made #GlowInthedark salsa so we could eat chips without spilling in the theater? Now that is peak civilization!

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@timfrietas That would be @KirkRTalbott's creative outlet (which checks his twitter account about twice per president....

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@staehere Which means #AI could fight it....

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Combine rubbish bins and these (https://t.co/wsMp3ERgxg) to make recycling cans that follow you around until you contribute. #BizIdea #ProActiveRecycling

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@Tommy_Akins3 @ScottAdamsSays Too true! The sad reality never changes. But at least with a published Dilbert Profile© you know which type of mess you are getting into. Only downside is the truth would probably tank most @stockexchange valuations.

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Create a #dilbert profile of companies and organizations that summarizes their respective salient cultural "flaws" via #dilbert cartoons. Succinctly and visually communicate who a company is in a universal language thanks to @ScottAdamsSays