Ceiling Man

The metric's only son; prophet of physics; inventor of the wab. He/him. Send bee pics

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

And in a nail - biter of a poll, Woke and Boke edges it out! Now where tf did I set my lighter,,,

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

Is past tense of wake and bake

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

@rh_fallon Pretty sure you're thinking of a mitzvah. A menorah is an exclamation of congratulations or wishing good luck

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

@cadmiumiodide @samholtzen Hi can I help!

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All y'all who're telling people that are getting excited about impeachment to take a high school class, therefore gatekeeping their ability to participate in political process and demean their excitement and interest,, just chill because that attitude is part of the problem

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

@bubwilly With Science, any question is answerable, brother.

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

You know I'm okay with straight people doing their thing, but I wish they didn't have to be quite so in our faces about it all the time,,

[gwen @hellativity]

sometimes i accidentally say "graphic design is my passion" to someone who has not seen this image and then i have to explain that graphic design is not actually my passion

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

@hellativity LAD !!!!!

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

and feel free to unsubscribe. Anyways TL:DR is she is v sweet seemingly stray cat from our apartment complexes and we have had a few outside cuddle sessions now and she's being taken to a shelter to get checked out in the morning!

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

Hello to my neglected 36 Twitter followers. A new cat (probably stray) has stumbled into my life and at the very least she will be cared for but I think she may end up becoming mine!!!! So anyways if you don't want to see any of my potential excited cat updates, I apologize

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

Is past tense of wake and bake

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

*Seeing a new Doctor for the first time today, discussing various symptoms I experience*
Doc: Is there any time that you don't feel bad?
Me: ...
Doc: I'll write that down

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

@elonmusk why is the poop emoji not in the tab with the rest of the animals

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

Post Thanksgiving dinner:
3.5 y/o niece comes running in crying followed by 2.5 y/o niece who (very cutely) was saying "noo don't tell on me!" The situation got resolved and later I pulled the littler one aside and gave her some tips on avoiding self incrimination

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

@llonio2 Retweet

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

Hyperbolic sine and hyperbolic cosine are now called shine and coshine

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

Why not support people's excitement and not demean them for not being familiar with archaic stuff

[Ceiling Man @sonOfTheMetric]

Ever notice that the people who ridicule younger generations for not knowing about floppy disks or rotary phones are the same ones that make fun of them for being excited about vinyl records?

[trish 𓇼꩜ @trishelixir]

i really admire countries where the use of public transportation is normal & not class related and maintenance of it is prioritised by government