Jed

It’s later than you think

[Jed @SonOfWisconsin]

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1/2 cup oats
1 scoop protein powder of choice
Cinnamon to taste
Dash of salt
Mix
3/4 cup of water
Microwave 50 seconds
Mix again.

[Jed @SonOfWisconsin]

To all those people who don’t want children, you are probably right. But there is a completely unique, wonderful, life changing experience that you’ll miss out on.

[Jed @SonOfWisconsin]

If I were cooler
I would have thrown that can at your head
Said hello
Then played dead

[Jed @SonOfWisconsin]

I hope one day I’ll get to be somewhere else.

[Jed @SonOfWisconsin]

@BuffaloRon You won, bruh.

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Hold up, were coconut bras real?

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My grandfather-either intentionally or unintentionally-told the funniest joke of all time and due to the subject matter, I’ll never be able to retell it.

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For real tho, I lost my glasses.

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I lost my glasses.

[Jed @SonOfWisconsin]

My glasses, my glasses

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The doc is popular because it is accessible to mainstream audiences. We cannot handle the real world.

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People are so confused how a mother could do that to her own child when so many kids are going through horrors hundreds of times worse than being anonymously bullied online. And yes, sometimes it’s coming from their own parents.

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The impact that documentary about the lady that cyber bullied her daughter is having on the public currently is extremely telling. Secrets in this world are still rampant and they stay secret because of the public not being able to handle the what can actually happen to kids.

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God fuckin’ cock suckin’ dammit.

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Not only fat. But gross fat. Me.

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I’m really trying to leave and work on a lighthouse for forever

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Sick of this dress and these Jimmy Choos

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Oh, Doya doya doya doya doya doya doya do…….