Smut Bunny

A writer of romance novels.
A fan of the Washington Nationals.
A bunny.

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

@everywhereist Add "gutless fucker"

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

#SensualBaseball 😂

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

FloorBot on duty at Wal-Mart 🤖 STAND ASIDE, YOUR WEAK HUMAN FLESHINESS DISGUSTS ME

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

Michael A. HERO!

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

Doo, NOOOOOOOO! 😭

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

2019 has been a GREAT year so far, and I'm really optimistic about the rest of the season! (and even in the heat of the moment, Bob goes right to updating his scorebook ❤ ⚾)

[F.P. Santangelo Sr @FightinHydrant]

One year ago today...

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

Nobody can take that year away from us, and I plan on living there until further notice 😊⚾

[F.P. Santangelo Sr @FightinHydrant]

Just in case anyone’s bummed about this year so far....a nice reminder #neverforget #worldchamps

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

United.

[Gary Mihoces @ByGaryMihoces]

@funnydanny I still get warm and fuzzy about 1960 World Series and Pirates. Coming home from school and listening on transistor, I threw my book bag into the air when Mazeroski connected. Don't think that bag ever came down.

[Danny Rouhier @funnydanny]

When your team wins a championship, how long does that euphoria last? Re the Nats, I just cannot bring myself to be upset at the losses. I'm just so glad there's baseball on tv. I'm just so happy my hometown team won a World Series. I don't know.

[Athletics @Athletics]

We’re happy to report that T. Bear, despite feeling a little stuffy, has passed concussion protocol and will be ready for tonight’s game. His new seat neighbor grabbed a helmet out of his trunk as a precaution.
cc: @MLB @Cut4

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

And the #BlueJays sweep the Philthies, god bless their little Canadian hearts #OhCanada 🇨🇦

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

Well, that escalated quickly 😕

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

Seriously, Juan, only 403 ft this time? Slacker 😛 #SotoSmash #TheJuanAndOnly

[Smut Bunny @SonoraSeldon]

We love ya no matter what happens, Sean, you are our Jedi! #TeamDoo

[F.P. Santangelo Sr @FightinHydrant]

Hey Sean Doolittle! Remember in my speech at the parade when I said on certain days, if you felt like it, you had every right to wear your ring on your middle finger? Not sure what finger yours is on but....

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

I need everyone to watch this.

[Gabe Lacques @GabeLacques]

Gentle reminder that Red Sox lefty Eduardo Rodriguez returned from his bout with COVID-19 only to be diagnosed with myocarditis, which affects the heart's ability to pump blood. Just another part of any "how much of this are we willing to accept?" equation.