What am I even doing here?
Please just behave for the nice policeman. He probably has a kid, or a dog, or something. Don't create an orphaned puppy today.
βYou ready to catch some waves, water boy?β
Usually Hal was busy up in space saving the Galaxy or whatever planet he got whisked away too, but today he was constructing water skis for Aquaman. Why? He wasnβt really sure but why question it?
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He better. Going to let her out there all alone?
"Mmm, this smells soooo good. Sorry if I'm a little drool-y, but it's your own fault, chef."
With that, she pecks him with ten kisses before chomping into her food.
What was that happy ending? Maybe heβll take a swim again if she reminds him.
Flipping a patty into the air and smacking it down onto a bun, he handed her the cheeseburger.
βKiss the cook. More than once. How ever many times you want, Pretty Bird.β
#ImperiumBeachBash.
Aw, it was only one person, and it was a funny story! Plus β it had a happy ending.
Before she can dip her toes in, the smell of the grill beckons her. Coming up behind him, she hugs him.
"Does the cook want a kiss? I'll trade for a cheeseburger."
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NOOOOOO!
Can Dinah /not/ tell everyone about his body being covered in seaweed?
There was sand in all the wrong places. He never wanted to come here againβ yet she somehow convinced him.
βI hate the beach. . .β
Heβll be grilling some burgers on the side.
#ImperiumBeachBash!
"So we get home, he takes his trunks off, and it's all just β just absolutely /plastered/ with seaweed."
Ah, the beach. So many memories spent under the sun, with always more to be made. After a cool drink, Dinah's ready for a swim. The water looks lovely!
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