Sons of Bitumen

Beer, bikes and badly fitting lycra. Much in need of a team photographer. Twice holders of chubby bunny world record. Lock up your tattie scones - Edin 2019.

[Sons of Bitumen @SonsofBitumen]

SoB X factor has been launched today. Have you got what it takes to organise a full cycling tour for a bunch of rank average cyclists and put up with the subsequent abuse? DM me...

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@ianthorpe26
Champions…

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@willy_boy_blue @MotocaddyGolf @RuddingParkGolf Carry the bag. You’re not 70.

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@Braeside29

[Ruth @welshmummabear]

Just loving looking through all the videos I took on @tdfbeefeaters bend yesterday. There truly is no other sport like it!! Thank you guys for making it so special ❤️❤️. It was our first time on Alpe d'Huez and will definitely not be our last 👌❤️ #TourDeFrance2022 #beefeaterbend

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@ChrisSidwells @infidelsaracen @PoliticsPollss Slight edit: Motorists kill 1500 pedestrians a year. They need to obey the law.

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing upset to Johnson has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @BorisJohnson so he can see how well we're doing
Thank you
#johnsonout

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@dannywallace Perhaps we need a word to sum up all the issues they highlight in their report. Any ideas?

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@willy_boy_blue Filey?

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@sensisuperstar Viewer votes. Can you remember the tension when Will beat Gareth? #popidol

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@IrvineWelsh They omitted the photo of the flammable cladding outside.

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@yorkshirepost No because ‘staycations’ means staying at home. Staying somewhere else is called a ‘holiday’. Furthermore, it should be called a ‘stayliday’. Ffs #hilltodieon

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Happy birthday to another @SonsofBitumen member who has reached 50, @jdavi276 ! At least you haven’t traded your dignity for an electric bike!! 👏🎂

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I’m sure all the @SonsofBitumen, far and wide would like to wish Committee Member @adrianbarraclou a very happy 50th birthday. And issue a kindly reminder that EMTBs are still not yet allowed on tour. 👊

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@911Ady @FatLadAtTheBack The cycling experience is enhanced by Rennie and Ventolin.

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@911Ady @FatLadAtTheBack And pubs in the Lakes, Yorkshire Dales, NY Moors, Northumberland, Yorkshire Wolds and...

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They even allow e-bikes! 🤷🏽‍♂️ @911Ady @adrianbarraclou @Braeside29 @dannyunwin @jdavi276

[Fat Lad At The Back @FatLadAtTheBack]

ITS A BIG FAT BIKE RIDE 🚲

After sadly having to cancel our annual sportive this year, we can gladly announce that in May 2021, we're back with a vengeance.

Grab your ticket for just £40 here - https://t.co/MiQ0qpIQ7V

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@taogeoghegan Chapeau 👏

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@Braeside29 Again, our locally elected representative is not representing. What a self-serving sham.

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@willy_boy_blue Don’t get your hopes up.