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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon on the day he was fired from Citigroup after 15 years: "my boss called me in and said we want you to resign - to which I said, OK. I went home. the youngest one said, Dad, do we have to sleep on the streets?"
this is him explaining how he rebuilt a bank from a $511 million loss into the largest in America, what he does every Sunday with the problems he is avoiding, and what he told the man who fired him a year later
"it was my net worth, not my self-worth"
"I called him a year later. I told him I didn't think he did the right thing for Citigroup. then I told him the mistakes I made. he acknowledged my mistakes"
"if you split a taxi receipt, that's stealing. if I caught you doing that, I'd fire you"
"would you have your child work for that person? half the time we promote people, we would not let our kid work for them"
bookmark & watch the full conversation โ
Ongoing Graduate Trainee, Recruitment, Internship, Job Opportunities and Scholarships
If you're job hunting, these are active opportunities you should be applying for, some closing in days:
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2. Newcross Exploration & Production Limited Technical Graduate Trainee Programme 2026 Deadline: Aug 18 Apply:
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3. ExxonMobil Nigeria is Hiring for Multiple Roles Deadline: Aug 14 Apply:
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4. Bell Oil and Gas is Hiring Deadline: Aug 16 Apply:
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5. Mikano International Limited is Hiring for Multiple Job Openings Deadline: Aug 16 Apply:
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6. Qatar Airways is Hiring Deadline: Aug 18 Apply:
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7. Kuda Bank SIWES Internship Programme 2026 Apply:
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8. ECOWAS Young Graduates Immersion Programme 2027 Deadline: Aug 31 Apply:
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9. Fembol Group Graduate Trainee Programme 2026 Deadline: Aug 20 Apply:
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10. First Bank of Nigeria Limited is Hiring for Multiple Roles Apply:
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11. Dangote Industries Limited is Hiring for Multiple Roles Apply:
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12. Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) Recruitment 2026 Deadline: Aug 11 Apply:
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THE 6 DOCUMENTS YOU MUST COLLECT WHEN BUYING COMMUNITY LAND
Manypeople have the exact same confusion โ and getting this wrong is one of the costliest mistakes buyers make in Nigeria.
First, understand this: paying for land does not make it yours. Documentation does. Without the right papers, you're exposed to double sale, family disputes, and government reclamation โ no matter how much you paid.
Here's what to collect when buying community or family land:
1. Deed of Assignment โ Legally transfers the land to you. Must be signed by the authorized family or community representatives.
2. Survey Plan โ Non-negotiable. Confirms the exact boundaries and coordinates, and reveals whether the land is under government acquisition, in litigation, or already sold to someone else.
3. Receipt of Payment โ Proof you paid, signed by the sellers.
4. Family/Community Consent or Ratification Letter โ Signed by the recognized family head and principal members, confirming everyone agrees to the sale. This is what prevents future disputes.
5. Land Information/Search Report โ Pulled from the relevant land registry to verify legal status. Edo State: EDOGIS. Lagos State: Lagos State Lands Bureau and Land Registry.
6. Governor's Consent or Certificate of Occupancy (where applicable) โ Needed to perfect your title, especially if you plan to build or resell later.
A common lie agents tell buyers: "community land doesn't need a survey plan." False โ and dangerous. Community land actually needs it more, because boundary disputes are far more common on family land than on titled land. Skip it, and you could be buying land that isn't fully theirs to sell.
Before you pay for anything: hire a licensed surveyor to verify the survey plan, and a lawyer to confirm the sellers actually have the right to sell.
What you spend on verification now is a fraction of what a court case costs later.
ยฉ BSAT Properties
A guy bought a $1,500 smart TV 3 years ago.
He plugged it in, sat through setup, and pressed "agree" on every popup without reading a single one. That was his entire relationship with the settings menu.
3 years of watching. Zero picture settings adjusted. Zero privacy settings checked. Zero idea his TV was tracking every single thing he watched โ including content from a game console and streaming stick that weren't even made by the TV's manufacturer.
His friend โ who spent 6 years as a home theater installer calibrating TVs for a living โ sat down on his couch, glanced at the screen for 5 seconds, and said:
"Your TV is watching everything you watch. Literally. And the picture you're seeing right now isn't even close to what this panel can actually do."
Same TV. Same living room. Completely different device once someone actually opened the menu.
He said: "Wait, it's tracking me?"
His friend said: "Every smart TV made in the last 5 years does this by default unless you turn it off. Most people never do, because it's buried three menus deep on purpose."
He changed 10 things in 20 minutes.
The picture looked like a different television. The soap opera effect disappeared. The tracking stopped. And for the first time in 3 years, the TV was actually his.
Same TV. Same living room. Everything different.
Here's everything hiding in the menu ๐งต