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@codyko Microsoft Teams is promoting a “frictionless meeting experience” 🤔

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if i get one more ad to start driving for doordash im gonna lose my marbles

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@MashalMacKee okay, i see your point. what about at your own home?

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hot take: guys need to stop stand peeing. why aren’t you sitting?

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“i’ll be your side at least for a while” is commitment issues personified, miley cyrus gets it

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“i forgot boys have nipples” @oketron16

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“if the one marg gets me buzzin, i might as well be a bee” - olivia after one marg

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“that was such a good fart i thought it came out of your mouth”

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everybody loves a good charbroiled tiddie on a saturday night

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tell me why i woke up this morning and my brain said, “time to listen to $UICIDEBOY$” 🤔

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“you’ve literally been microdosing DMT since birth” - olivia while watching The Spirit Molecule

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the phrase “coochie cabana” was thrown out today so y’all better bet ya sweet ass we making a youtube channel, this content must be shared

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should olivia and i start a youtube channel? we think we are very funny

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my personal life is like a frat party basement, but i want it to appear like a white woman’s instagram

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@ivyljensen yo if you’re ever in colorado let us know!!!

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@ivyljensen okay LOVING the support 💕

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me after posting this: “it is tweeted”
olivia: “i thought it was seeded?”

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which of these is correct?

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olivia was talking about how our country produces a lot of shit we don’t need and then sneezed and said, “i’m allergic to capitalism”

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olivia: “i’ve only worn sports bras for the last five years”
also olivia: “i don’t know anything about bras except how to take them off 😏”