Soapy Scampers

I (data) science recreationally.

[Soapy Scampers @Sophsonary]

@showmetheyamz I whisper "fuck the patriarchy" every time I'm tits out to pee. Boobs, glorious boobs, always welcome.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conversations Pretty Limited When Friend Not In Midst Of Crisis https://t.co/ioadB59qb6

[Neuroscience News @NeuroscienceNew]

Serotonin-Producing Gut Bacteria in Newborns Shields Against Allergies

New research highlights the critical role of unique gut bacteria in newborns, producing serotonin to educate immune cells and prevent allergic reactions early in life.

The study reveals that these bacteria encourage the development of T-regulatory cells, crucial for suppressing inappropriate immune responses and preventing autoimmune diseases.

This work suggests that before the neonatal gut matures to produce its own neurotransmitters, specific bacteria supply essential serotonin, promoting a balanced immune system.

Such findings underscore the importance of early exposure to beneficial bacteria for preventing allergies and potentially autoimmune diseases later in life.

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[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Today is Minnesota’s presidential primary. Go make your voice heard.

Polls are open today until 8pm, and you can find your polling place at https://t.co/xTTjrGYl52

[The New York Times @nytimes]

At least 359 people have been detained across Russia since Aleksei Navalny’s death, a rights group reported.

Those who came to lay flowers at improvised memorials — a form of protest and symbol of mourning — found solace in the company of others. https://t.co/kYIdxWAA5B

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: 84% Of Super Bowl Ads Specifically Intended To Distract From Human Rights Violation https://t.co/KffFhHtZ93

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Our black hoodies are back in stock! 🖤 Get the "tell your dog i said hi" hoodie (or tote or hat or sticker or tee, while you're at it) through the link below. Thank you to Parmesan for modeling! 13/10

https://t.co/BzuJqR32Kk

[Lake Canada 🇨🇦 @LakeSuperior]

40º days in February and not a lick of ice. I've never been so depressed.

[Plague Poems @PlaguePoems]

A new study
published in Science Advances
connects the worst plagues
that ravaged the Roman Empire
to climatic changes,
meanwhile,
scientists have confirmed
that last year
(the pandemic’s fourth full year)
was the warmest year on record,
but I’m sure
there’s no need to worry.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Eeyore. He noticed that you were accepting being treated like an option instead of a choice. Came here to intervene. 12/10

[N I q O @NiqoNguyenn]

@PopCrave Had y’all fighting over a can of lead poisoning gotta love America

[Soapy Scampers @Sophsonary]

@QuiGonJinNTonic You should do what my old bar manager used to do when anyone would do that - pour grenadine all over the ice so they have to burn it/melt it. It's a big no-no to put glass in the ice bin.

[Soapy Scampers @Sophsonary]

@Yoda4ever Reminds me of my dog's last birthday at the indoor dog park

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

This tweet is from January 3rd. The man in the picture never left the hospital. He died of COVID.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places

[Soapy Scampers @Sophsonary]

@kirawontmiss My dad always told me driving on ice is like driving a boat - there's no true brakes, just force in a different direction.
This analogy makes a ton of sense to other Minnesotans, but people who didn't grow up on lakes seem to struggle with it.

[Soapy Scampers @Sophsonary]

@chieeeeefffffff @MukhMukka @fopminui @Morbidful Not true for anyone reading, but not going to debate the account with "troll" in the description

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

He's not a Nice Guy unless he's from the French town of Nice. Otherwise he's just a sparkling fuckboy.

[Joe Perticone @JoePerticone]

“Let me tell you, I’m not willing to do too damn much right now to help a Democrat and to help Joe Biden’s approval rating,” Rep. Troy Nehls, a Texas Republican, told CNN” https://t.co/dYUWGdtr1L