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[soph. @SophStapleton_]

Would mean the world to me if as many people could register as possible to donate their stem cells. Especially men under 30! My own mum is currently going through treatment for blood cancer & stem cell donations can make all the difference ❤️ https://t.co/VmQEqPVq9z

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

I’m SICK of saying it, but I’ll say it again. Asylum seekers can’t claim benefits. You need an NI number to do that. Asylum seekers aren’t staying in 5* hotels. Asylum seekers get £49.18p a week to live on. Could YOU live on that? NOPE. So stop pretending they’re living it large.

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

Said it before & I’ll say again. Asylum seekers cannot claim benefits… you need an NI number to do that. They can’t work… you need an NI number to do that. They’re not housed in luxury hotels. And they’re given the grand total of £49.18p a week to live on. Could you live on it?

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

just caught myself saying "I can't have that or I'll get acid reflux". It's so over for me.

[keeley @keeleyswf]

lost molly-mae and tommy fury but gained rizzlekicks, what a day to be a basic white bitch

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

I wish Larry the cat would kill someone

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

Ffs they’ll be taxing birthday money next

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

The year is 2043 and Luke Littler has just won his 20th consecutive world title.

He is just 36 years old.

[soph. @SophStapleton_]

@sainsburys Hi Danny, they were bought in store at Sainsbury’s letchworth

[soph. @SophStapleton_]

@sainsburys Christmas ruined. Crackers missing gifts. Mums crying. Luxury crackers my arse.

[shay😼. @Youknowshaay]

y’all ruined the santa thing for kids nowadays like why tf are there gifts already wrapped under the tree ??? when i was a kid , the adults wrapped them the night before while we were sleep lmao

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Someone: “you pick”

me:

[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

I like to pop out occasionally, but being home & ugly in peace is top-tier 🤣😂

[☆ B ☆ @yagorlbex]

I BEG YOUR PARDON????????

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me checking my bank account after i prioritized my happiness:

[Bola Sol @Bola_Sol]

September’s weather showing up as sunny and 25+ when I’d given up and was ready for autumn