Sophie!

I survive in my newly built-terrarium. Feel free to sit under the heat lamp with me!
19 || History || Cosplayer || Probably Autistic ||

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

There’s an inconsistency in what kind of animal I am. I’ll let you decide that for yourself.

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

Haha I put a space in between the period! Thats not correct!

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

I swear the 7 plagues are making a comeback in the 2027-2027 school year. Specifically to me and Poland .

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

IM GOING TO PEEL MY FUCKING LIPS OFF.

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

Drunk!

https://t.co/Zk1krXxTww

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

Who will love juggles if I go?
Who will make sure the dog gets groomed?
Who will make sure everyone is okay?
Who will finish the last 12 credits of my degree?
Who will participate in the economy?

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The term “common whore” implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

Am I hot enough to where others overlook the fact that I am actually insane?

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

Fantasizing about making jesterlings with one of you lucky viewers!

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

I don’t go into public often… but I think I am the only conscious person left. I truly am a tortured jester. Only one wise to the faults of the kingdom.

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

I am the bear btw

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

Hey I live here btw https://t.co/4VG1wRSbta

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

Holy fuck…. I just went to jail in a dream. I was also Asian and made an omelette in the jail shower.

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

Who else read this before me… and why….?

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

LAST USED COPY. 1938 original. I’m so fucking excited. I realize that this puts me in a new category of weird girl.

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

How to: pack up an entire apartment in one day?

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

Guys, I genuinely am asking just out of curiosity. Does hanky panky make the concussion worse?

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

They didn’t warn me about how concussions will make you even sleepier of a girl.
I follow the routine of a cat now. Sleep> eat> sleep> play a bit> sleep> eat> sleep

[໊ @user0000O0]

this is not a dream this is real you fucked up your entire life

[Sophie! @Sophzgr8]

The moving saga begins! Good luck to me and all other movers.