Sorsha

where are you Twitter?! why can’t I find you?

[Sorsha @SorshaMorava]

The @elfcosmetics Super Bowl commercial with @JENCOOLIDGE is now my all time favorite moment in vegan cruelty-free cosmetic history 🫧 so I did a voiceover w/ my impression of the queen herself ✨🐬

[Sorsha @SorshaMorava]

I only go to the gym in hopes to one day receive BBL allegations

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You’re a breath of fresh water.

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My tastebuds are READY for watermelon season.

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Libraries are like Blockbuster.

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I’m hearing hints of Joe Biden in my Jennifer Coolidge impression….

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Hot and happy people don’t leave hate comments. They just don’t.

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@DanielleCasting When it’s slow, that’s the perfect time to really lean into classes, reading, studying, watching, observing, strengthening one’s imagination, etc. to level up yourself ❤️

[Sorsha @SorshaMorava]

@veganhippiesol And their new smoked gouda isn’t as good and flavorful as it was previously 💔

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@theadammcintyre Adam, please be careful posting the house online. I know you’re smart. But I just wanna make sure you and your family are safe ♥️

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Hot chocolate made with water is tea. It’s chocolate tea at that point.

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Croutons are the most obnoxious thing.

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Now I’m crying over Miss Peaches 🥹🥺

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I follow Dave Portnoy for Miss Peaches content

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I just realized that Martha May Wovier was the original Real Housewife.

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Watching the Super Bowl on Nickelodeon >>>>>>

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Why does nighttime always put me in a silly goofy mood?

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I wonder if any gymrat has had a protein cake served at their wedding

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The majority of TikToks have been silenced

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The TikToks on 10 year olds taking over Sephora is phasing out and I’m kinda sad because it was funny content

[Sorsha @SorshaMorava]

Am I the only one that sometimes does their makeup on Zoom?