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Senior Legal Analyst; Lover of irony; Annoyed easily; Sarcasm; Do-gooder; Music savant; #MomOfBoys #GoldenRetrieverMom #SFGiants and #DenverBroncos fan

[K @SortaFeralEra]

@KungPao19 @Mommajo64221025 @pr0ud_americans He a really does have tons lol

[K @SortaFeralEra]

@KungPao19 @Mommajo64221025 @pr0ud_americans Nah, my kid wears fresh ones every morning, brushes his teeth, does his hair, even wears cologne

[K @SortaFeralEra]

@Mommajo64221025 @pr0ud_americans My son wears pajama bottoms to school and gets straight A’s and is one of the most beloved kids in the 8th grade 🤷🏻‍♀️

[K @SortaFeralEra]

@pr0ud_americans It’s a thing for middle schoolers right now. I drop my son off wearing pajama bottoms and most of the other kids are wearing them too 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Black Bo Nix @NiggaBoNix]

• Beat Josh Allen in the playoffs

• Beat Patrick Mahomes

• 4-2 record bs the chiefs in his career

• One game away from the Super Bowl because of an injury

• 20-3 record in last 23 games

• Stop disrespecting my QB

• All he does is win.

[𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚  @Danteeee____]

Fuck the Chiefs.

[K @SortaFeralEra]

Every time #harrisonbutker misses a field goal a woman gets a college degree

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I would like to formally apologize. I’m sorry my comments about MAGA being stupid, hateful racist fucking hypocrites hurt your feelings. I honestly didn’t think any of you could read.

[K @SortaFeralEra]

@lindsaybebout Every time #harrisonbutker misses a field goal a woman gets a college degree and I love to see it

[Tim Kluender ✝️ 🙏 🇺🇸 @TimKluender]

This is a clear false start penalty on RT77. A very obvious flinch prior to the snap, which is illegal.

Can’t believe how many Chiefs fans are actually trying to dispute this call.

[K @SortaFeralEra]

The most unrealistic part of #practicalmagic2 is that the @AmericanAir flights went smoothly

[K @SortaFeralEra]

@theonlydyl_ This is rich coming from a queefs fan. Sit down.

[K @SortaFeralEra]

@EanIsWhite @theonlydyl_ My sons name is Ean which makes this 10x better 🧡💙

[K @SortaFeralEra]

Cry harder #BrittanyMahomes #GoBroncos #FTheChiefs 💙🧡

[K @SortaFeralEra]

@MySportsUpdate Cry harder Brit 💙🧡

[jezz @JezziiB]

The amount of people confused as to why the Pope is allowed to vote in the midterms are the very fucking reason why everything is so horrible.

LEARN SOMETHING, YOU ILLITERATE BANANAS.

[Emergency 🌷 @X_sun_ny]

Having ADHD means your vocabulary is either:

- toddler-level (“thingy”)
- Pulitzer Prize finalist (“existential dissonance”)

There is no in-between.

[remx @biigrem]

No one’s a faster typer than an elder millennial who took a keyboard class in middle school.

[K @SortaFeralEra]

@takemewayback Sorry I’ve seen Noah 5x and I’m gonna see him 5 more if I can help it. I was there in 2019 when he was playing tiny festival stages with barely any audience

[ava🐞 @takemewayback]

If you ever come into my comment section telling me not to go see an artist bc there’s fans who haven’t gone and i should “save tickets for them” I’m going to show up in your fucking nightmares. It is not me and my 3 shows that took your tickets away please set the phone down