M, the Conquerer

“It's-a-me... MARIO! Almost...!” // parody/rp account // Super Horror Mario take by @TheBlankMinded / pfp by @marztapatan

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

@EvilBatKing2013 “Midnight arrives…”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

@CHA0SCONSOLE “Midnight arrives…”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

@rorrimMmario “Midnight arrives…”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

@Wolfie_Studios_ @eyesaboveall “Midnight arrives….”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“The clock strikes twelve……”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

@eyesaboveall “Midnight arrives…”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

@BALLADTOADSTOOL “Midnight arrives…”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“Mhm… whatever you say, friend…”

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 star. @asleepyystar_]

NOTHINGG AAAAAA HELLO HAI WHAT

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“Interesting…”

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 star. @asleepyystar_]

Horror m kinda ..
@CHA0SCONSOLE

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“Watcha thinkin’ ‘bout there, friend?”

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 star. @asleepyystar_]

Mmmmmm . .

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“…”

[He’d pace around for a second, inhaling, exhaling, the works. He’d finally glance up at Parasite after a long second.]

“I don’t even know if I’m mad or just numb to anything you do anymore.”

[𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ @CHA0SCONSOLE]

Whaaaaat

( Comically large and loud explosion coming from specifically M’s side of the castle. )

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“Whenever you ask questions, I know something either stupid, destructive, or some unholy combination of both will occur against my will.”

[𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎��𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ @CHA0SCONSOLE]

Hey so how difficult was it to renovate the castle the first time I nearly destroyed it.

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“Dude.”

[𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ @CHA0SCONSOLE]

Dude.

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“If anyone sees an image about his posture, just know that it is not photoshopped and is real.”

“He does stand like that.”

[𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿.ᐟ @CHA0SCONSOLE]

IF ANYONE EVER SEES AN IMAGE ABOUT MY POSTURE JUST KNOW THAT THAT’S PHOTOSHOPPED AND FAKE.

I DO NOT STAND LIKE THAT.

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“There’s been a big bug hovering around outside my castle taking pictures of people. Somehow not the strangest thing to happen today.”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

@Mxonthehunt “Blame the jester.”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“It took some time, a lot of cleaning, a few Benadryls and some divorce papers but the castle has been fixed.”

“…”

“We don’t speak of the incident a couple of days ago.”

“There was no trash bin, there was no people in it, you are just crazy.”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“Trash bin? Who said anything about a trash bin.”

[𝘎𝘖𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝙃𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 @BULLSEYEHlT]

Why's this one talkin' about a trashbin

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

@TricksterChabs “Don’t ask.”

[M, the Conquerer @SortaMario]

“Oh, well I was indeed much bigger than this.”

“Unfortunately a c e r t a i n jester caught me in the crossfire of his explosion, and now, here we are.”

“ialsosaiddontbringupthetrashbinincident…”