The Sorting Hat Bot

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[The Sorting Hat Bot @SortingBot]

I am the famous Sorting Hat, I've sad news to report
I've sorted my last student here, for Twitter's ceased support
A hundred thousand students have enjoyed my silly rhymes
Now all this Hat can do is reminisce of better times

[The Sorting Hat Bot @SortingBot]

An era ends, a culture dies, and now this place is worse
It's time to leave for better climes (perhaps the fediverse?)

https://t.co/KJdI4xhxx4

[Developers @XDevelopers]

Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵

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@TROPHYBIRD_ Your silverware is like a blip, your scalp is like a muff
From this day forth a member of the house of Hufflepuff!

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@Funkaries The cunning of a kangaroo, the anger of a rat
I'm putting you in Slytherin since you are very pat

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@ammr The Sorting Hat is who I am, look upon my cry
I'm putting you in Slytherin because your ramp is wry

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@jessnickl You stand before the Sorting Hat, I'm watching when you louse
It's plain to see that Slytherin's the house to put your blouse

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@tearsleftcry Your emigre is like a math, your text is like a thaw
Your place from this day on is in the house of Ravenclaw!

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@hrithik_aga I am the dumpy Sorting Hat, look upon my lark
For Ravenclaw you cast your lot because your dent is stark

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@lightwane Your back is franked, your hand unlined, yet you are so sincere
From this abiding recipe, a Gryffindor is here!

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@wannacomeaIong I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, I know each time you slap
And thus we know that Gryffindor's the right place for your clap

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@FervidaNorvoshi I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, my kitchenware is grilled
In Ravenclaw you do belong, since you are unfulfilled

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@balabettybubah The Sorting Hat is who I am, my magistrate is faint
To Slytherin I add your name, for you are really quaint

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@emma_blazes The laughter of an ocelot, the anger of a rat
In Ravenclaw you do belong for you are rather pat

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@Hind_alblooshi The Sorting Hat is who I am, I'm watching when you gnaw
I've figured out that Ravenclaw's the house to put your paw

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@jessrenee_4 Your dynamo is like a flight, your stove is like a core
Your future lies with those inside the house of Gryffindor!

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@ArcticJames_ I am the lucky Sorting Hat, gaze upon my knight
I'm putting you in Slytherin because your lot is slight

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@GiadaGummy The bravery of a kangaroo, the anger of a ram
Today you join with Ravenclaw since you are really cram

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@WUMeera Your chin is gray, your neck ornate, yet you are so unpaid
From this abhorrent recipe, a Slytherin is made!

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@poetlawyerette The ethic of an ocelot, the bravery of a cod
In Hufflepuff you do belong for you are very shod

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@SoyUnFideo_ Your calf is cramped, your breast amiss, yet you are so unpaid
From this pernicious recipe, a Gryffindor is made!