Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

I was carrying around hand 🖐 sanitizer before it was cool.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

What if I told you... that you live your life in a bubble.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

Just checking to see if this is still here!

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@hankgreen your tweets are inspiring.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

Some days I just want to die lol then my cat’s poopy butt winks at me and confirms the shittiness of life. I voted.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

Is depression hopelessness

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

Twitter has been a cesspool of negativity and gaslighting before Elon bought it. Don’t think it’ll get better. Tbh, twitter is a dinosaur bound for extinction.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@elonmusk A win for Russia! Woot.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

I’m in love with butter

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Comedian Jason Selvig appeared at a campaign rally for Herschel Walker in Macon on Thursday with a big roll of blue condoms. Selvig unraveled the roll of condoms and tried to hand it to the former NFL player. https://t.co/LS5JskMCIO

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@ofctimallen Dis you in your coke house lol

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@TimRunsHisMouth There’s probably at least a dozen or more cameras in every classroom, depending on the class size, dumbass.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@SarahKSilverman Also, aren’t you the same person that didn’t hear the women violated by LCK because you were fine with him jerking off on your face before you went for pizza? You hear what serves your inflated ego.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@SarahKSilverman I dunno. I wasn’t on the socials all weekend and when I opened the app this morning my entire feed was raging about this… so maybe you live in a bubble or only hear yourself. I can see how the silence in a vacuum can be so loud.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@Lynnenallo @megbasham Apparently god can use the crazy concept of the Holy Trinity but we mere mortals are only given one option.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

I wasn’t born batshit crazy. The world did that to me.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

If your cat gets out while you’re carrying a heavy bag out the door and they are freaking out, don’t say it’s their fault. There are so many jerks in this world.

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@WoodrowForCO Is this a Stranger Danger alert?

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

What is cake other than bread and butter, sweetened?

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@WoodrowForCO @Milkyway631 You win twitter. Now let’s go get higher education. Or just high. Or both??

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

Out of context highlight: “I’m putting bologna on a pop tart. This was not on my 2022 vision board.”

[Not a Cat 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @SoSaysKat]

@RandyRRQuaid Tell me what didn’t age well without telling me.