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Born in the mountains of Awesome.

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@wesswain Are you affiliated with Epic Games i.e. Gears Of War 3? My stats got reset and I would really like to get them back. Can you help?

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@GTST Mike is dood! En Nuran vertelt Rick dat Aisen Danny vermoord heeft in de tweede aflevering van het nieuwe seizoen.

#GTST graag gedaan

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Today I complimented my best friend on the new moustache. And now, she won't even let me in her house no more.

#Troll

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Wow, what a day already, just finished slaughtering a horde of zombies. They were walking down the street with kane's and pacemakers.

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You call me unemployed. I call me 15th prestige on Call of Duty and level 80 paladin.

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The last thing I want is to hurt you. But its still on the list.

#Check

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I have a new job as the Santa Claus working at the mall. You can sit on my lap and we will discuss the first thing that comes up.

#Troll

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My ex broke my heart. I broke her legs. And people call me the bad guy.

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The iTunes new motto should be: welcome to piracy. Unless you want to spend $10.000 on songs.

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I use sarcasm because punching you in your smug prick face would be illegal.

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I love celebrating new years eve. I will burn down the house of the people I hate. Because fire-works.

#Troll

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Just had a fight with my kids. It got out of hand and I hit them, hard. Its a good thing they are imaginary. Or I would be in real trouble.

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I can't joke around about world war II and concentration camps. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower.

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Aqua-Man is my favorite superhero. He can talk to fish and breath underwater. He has all the same powers as Sponge-Bob.

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When you are annoyed with the behaviour of people, don't be mad at people. Because people grow old and die. Remember this message instead.

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And for my next stunt I will be attempting to jump over 10 homeless orphan children using a steam roller.

#turns out: They Live Only Once

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Steve Jobs the big boss man behind Apple and iPhone died of pancreatic cancer. So he litteraly died from PC...

#Mind=Blown

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Perspective: Nobody is perfect.

Know Buddy Is Perfect. Hi my new name is Buddy.

#Mind=Blown

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Pope Benedict XIII: hatin' on everything before it was cool.

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Don't you just love hearing other people brag about their kids? Well, I like my babies medium rare or in cold storage.