Jordan - HLR

Analyst of all things

[Jordan - HLR @SoundTechTen]

@IanCutress @kroshkaruiya I had a nightmare about MS putting ads inline in VSCode. Every 3-4 function you get a banner add to keep working. I woke up to from that convinced it was the worst thing ever. Now with this idea I’m not sure which ad placement would be worse…

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@Fat_Electrician @DonutOperator @pepperboxtv I'm talking about popping a dropdown so it's one click to either the creator page or latest video. I'd rather watch your pepperbox version than YT, and like to switch quickly when a new vid is posted. This has been a difficult UX issue to explain for a while

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@IanCutress @PGelsinger The future, just years out…

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@RaidOwlTweets I need to know if this is good, do you know of any nocturnal birds that specialize in redundant disks that can tell me if it’s good?

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@IanCutress @British_Airways You should try the Air Canada interface…

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@AMD ChatGPT for Marketing engagement tweets

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@RaidOwlTweets @CUKTECH Unfortunate company name

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@RaidOwlTweets Sign up that guy, JBOD Crow next! What a lunatic! He needs to used a redundancy of drives and should be a nocturnal hunter!

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@RaidOwlTweets Can I hurt AI Brett?

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@RaidOwlTweets Happy ending parlor reviews

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@RaidOwlTweets @grok what’s wrong with this dudes face?

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@Fat_Electrician You should do one on how NVIDIA went from gaming GPU company to nation security issue. LMK if you need a consult from inside the industry. Also fuck @LauraLoomer

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@RaidOwlTweets I’m offended. Unsubscribe

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@AMD But can it run Crysis?

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@Starlink Transparency in the root cause would go a long way here

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I wonder what the global economic impact of the Starlink outage is?

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@AMDRyzen I’d take it to your moms house

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@AMDServer Ah yes, “enhancing the shopping experience”because when I think about AI retail, I think checkout lane hand gestures and shrink loss, not 400W chips pulling YOLO loads in the rack. Im sure the guy configuring EPYC for objectstorage really needed to know how to upsell paper towels

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@AMD @MercedesAMGF1 If they are using AMD, the problems gonna be with the drivers… car will be fast AF