omg like who would have ever known that having every single person you’ve ever loved in the same place showering you with love and smiling at you all the time would be the best thing ever
accidentally left half a cookie in weed crumbs and im eating it right now and it tastes like when my drug dealer in high schooler put raw flower into his weed brownies
people are sooooo boring fuck no im not gonna realistically apply genetics to making oc kids. bro has purple and blue heterochromia dude we’re past that keep up
me my husband and roommate watching heated rivalry last night screaming and clawing at the walls every two seconds until they started fucking then we all got boners and went dead silent
loveeee being alone at work i just get to sit in the back and watch YouTube video and eat Ingredients Snack (snack where i eat various ingredients in the kitchen)