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@vulfpeck @Spotify My 2020 amazon music equivalent of wrapped was just every vulfpeck album, 6 haim songs and 2 toots albums. It makes for the perfect party playlist when im having a party by myself.

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@KaylaChowShow It's the Disney show.

The Little Testicles
Lion Testicles
Lady and the Testicles
Toy Testicles 1,2,3 and 4.
The Testicles Book
The Testicles Down Under
The Great Mouse Testicles

and of course the Hunchback of Notre Testicles

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@brahmin_noodles Or Mars Music https://t.co/VWcSLCIeEi

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@maxbemis I just remembered back in '04ish i had your sayanythingmax IM from a friend-of-a-friend and finally got the courage to say hi one night. I said "hey, this is chris," and you said "Conley?" and I panicked and never responded, cuz I'm def not Chris Conley.

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@Sci_Phile I used to live in Logrono, La Rioja, and the fluff of what look like Cottonwood trees covers the city every spring. It's a serious fire danger. I saw it consume a park just like this (uncontrolled) and it turned into a huge fire all along the creek in about 15 minutes.

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@neiltyson can you help me with something the internet doesn't seem to have an answer for?

When I microwave my soup with an airtight lid, the lid gets sucked down and the pressure is lower inside the container. Why? Shouldn't things be expanding in there if I'm heating them up?

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My $50k Roger Dubois tells me EXACTLY what time it is. Whats your piece of shit Casio do?

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My goal is to make enough money so I can sit at a soggy table and slurp on slimy animals and say mmmmmm soggyyyy

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When I’m rich I like to dress up like Elf and pose like an idiot

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Hahahhahah we cant wear any socks right now cause there all made of mulberry silk and getting hand washed in Thailand hahahhg

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Raise the roof bitches cuz I just spent $15k on 1/2 a pant suit

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@secretcabdriver You guys SURE you don’t wanna sit down? Gonna be a pretttty mellow set...

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I don't typically click on sponsored content, but when I do, it's for Applebee's #dollarvampire halloween purple drink served with fangs and cherries.

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The #DollarVampire is to humans what blood is to vampires. Mmm.

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In other news, @aaroncarter grew up to be Anthony Keidis circA 2003

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@NervousJungMan Ah splendid I love the FUCKIN SHIT JESUS STEHOEN KING KELLY CLARKSON

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@NatGeoTravel Sidra natural
Woody Allen loves this place
Spanish, or Celtic?

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My love of #phish and admitted disdain for #pigeonsplayingpingpong helps me understand how some #deadheads just never got into phish. Everything is making sense.

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I can’t wait till 2055 when @amandabynes stars as @DollyParton in the Oscar winning movie “What a Way to Make a Living.”

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Holy crap #MichaelCohen sounds exactly like Frankie from Boy Meets World. #NPR #Trump

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@rowj And the universe is under no obligation to make sense to us, either.