Southern Side Eye

Politics. Current events.

[Southern Side Eye @SouthrnSideEye]

“End your bloodline” 💀 You’re not witnessing genocide, Adolf Dipshit. You’re having a fucking racial meltdown because people with different skin colors are having babies. Calling demographics “ethnic cleansing” doesn’t make you persecuted—it makes you a racist too stupid to understand either term.

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@AmericanNatist @mattvanswol @JackPosobiec “White genocide”

No one is exterminating you, you fucking chud. Immigration isn’t genocide, and racist paranoia isn’t economics.

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@WoofiesBunnyBee @mattvanswol @JackPosobiec “Economics 101, boy.” 😂

That’s a lot of fucking confidence for someone who forgot to bring an actual argument.

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@manalive33 @mattvanswol @JackPosobiec Imagine typing “ECON 101” and then immediately proving you don’t understand economics beyond two fucking buzzwords.

Corporations exploit labor. Your solution is to blame the labor being exploited.

Brilliant work, Professor Dipshit.

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[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[Southern Side Eye @SouthrnSideEye]

@LauraLoomer @hallieshoffner Laura thinks caring about drought, weather, crop yields and your farm’s bottom line makes you a “fake farmer.”

This dumb bitch could lose a battle of agricultural knowledge to a fucking scarecrow.

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@d827841 @DataRepublican “She came, she learned, she left.”

Cute fan fiction, Cabbage Patch. Now wipe your chin.

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@ChrisHildebra14 @MattWalshBlog You wrote a whole fucking paragraph because I insulted Matt Walsh.

You’re not making a point. You’re dick-riding a stranger. #winning

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@Iruka_Uzumaki @MattWalshBlog Sick burn 👌🏼

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@DataRepublican built an entire brand “exposing” the deep state, then reportedly ends up working for the Pentagon.

Turns out she wasn’t investigating it - She was straight up networking.

And those sunglasses? Girl, take them off. You got a government job, not a fucking witness-protection detail.

[AF Post @AFpost]

Jennica Pounds, aka Data Republican, a Department of War employee, alleges that Undersecretary of State Sarah Rogers is attempting to "entrap" Pounds by providing her with information to "leak" under the guise of offering her a "scoop."

Pounds says the "Deep State", Rogers in this case, is trying to set her up to commit a crime, in this case claiming Rogers is trying to entice her to leak sensitive information.

Rogers is up for confirmation as head of US Global Media, which sources claim would involve her CoS Gavin Wax following her to the agency, away from the State Dept., with Rogers acting as Wax's protector.

Ironically, her office has already been the subject of a scandal involving leaked information, with CoS Gavin Wax previously leaking info to a Politico journalist.

Follow: @AFpost

[Southern Side Eye @SouthrnSideEye]

@SpeakerJohnson Mike Johnson loves facts almost as much as he loves separation of church and state.

Which is to say: not a fucking bit.

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@RepFine Randy saw a housing crisis caused by decades of zoning, supply, interest rates, construction costs and speculation and said: “Have we tried blaming the Mexicans?”

Fucking Nobel Prize stuff, professor.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

The truth about @hakeemjeffries

1 He conducted the meeting with JARED KUSHNER in secret. He hid it from his constituents+Democrats & Congress.

2 He only admitted to the meeting when he was CAUGHT.

3 If the meeting was about affordability why wasn't it PUBLIC or even announced?

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@Clay4MainStreet Teachers aren’t “transing” kids, Clay.

You’re just another grown-ass man obsessing over children’s genitals and calling everyone else creepy.

Fucking weird.

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@RealScott31 Calling every election you might lose “cheating” beforehand isn’t confidence…. It’s pre-ordering your fucking excuse.

But go off, Temu Nostradamus. 💅

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“Mass deportations = everything cheaper.”

Jesus fucking Christ, Matt. That’s not economics. That’s what happens when a Facebook uncle eats a crayon and discovers a podcast.

Then “re-open the asylums”? Perfect. Save yourself a commute and check in first.

Sit the fuck down, Great Value Goebbels. You’re embarrassing the internet.

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Lindy Li calling anyone a “corrupt scumbag” while speed-running political identities for attention is fucking priceless.

Hunter Biden has baggage… No denying that. But you lecturing America about integrity is like a tapeworm giving a TED Talk on nutrition.

Sit the fuck down, discount Joan of Arc. Your moral high horse is a fucking carousel pony and everybody can see the pole.