Very Ibiza Problems

Subtly reminding you that life is to be enjoyed...

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It's actually raining right now.

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What you really look like when you wake up the day after Sankeys.

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Look mate. I've walked past your bar every night for the last 6 days and not wanted to come in. Tonight is no different.

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Oh great, the 'cheapest club tickets on the island'. Glad I found this place.

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Not knowing the Spanish word for 'sorry'.

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Telling yourself you'll never try ketamine.

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Asking somebody where they are from then having absolutely nothing to say about it.

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Wondering when the taxi turned into a golden unicorn.

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Thinking the Guardia Civil want to play primary school games with you.

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Going from Day 1 of your holiday to Day 4 without realising.

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Being told that somebody has spent their whole week in Soul City.

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Resenting the first 100 people you talk to when you get home.

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Thinking someone is aiming "OIIIIII" and "FUCK OFFFFFF" at you when you are in the middle of Sankeys.

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@IbizaBlues good one

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Forgetting to pack your soul.

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Saying 'Cafe Mambo' when you mean 'The rocks in front of Cafe Mambo'

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Committing cockroach genocide.

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Realising there is only ONE Wednesday left at @IbizaRocks

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Can you get guestlist?

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Boycotting @BBCR1's Ibiza Weekend because of the BBC's coverage of the Gaza conflict.