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You missed the stream.

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She had him carrying her TWICE, and the stream caught both. Black dress, blue heart balloons, candles still burning. First she’s laughing in his arms, then pulling him close by the couch, then climbing onto his back for another ride across the room. Both smiling with the camera still rolling. Be honest—were we watching a livestream or third-wheeling a date?

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JCRUISE STOOD RIGHT THERE AND STILL SAW 0 FLUBBA MOVE

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Clavicular stayed in the red light with the glass still up and kissed her before the chorus hit. She answered before he blinked. The flute was already open. Mission passed. He never even put the drink down.

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He turned the yacht party into a full scouting combine.

One girl started dancing in front of him, dropped all the way down, and he just stood there evaluating the situation like a contract was on the line.

Then another group pulled up and somehow the auditions kept going.

Bro came for the boat and accidentally became head of recruitment.

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He walked over while she was still in the pool and started talking like he already knew exactly how this was ending.

She got out, stood right in front of him, and he never broke character once.

A few seconds later she was smiling at the camera with him right behind her.

Mission passed. Whatever bro said worked way too fast.

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The bucket-hat guy opened his phone and loaded the wrong verse.

Chat said send it to Jake Riz before the boat even finished turning. He rapped she miss him. All caps. He never got the second bar. He grabbed the red cup, announced the durag, and the water took the rest.

Mission failed. He never even got the round two screen.

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@cl0uddythoughtz Yummy

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Whole party is moving around him and he has not looked up ONCE.

Standing in the middle of the dance floor like it's a bus stop.

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@p1nkju1ce__ What bro?

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@JadeGoTrojans @jadethat1iggirl 🔞

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@DatDopeChick_ she's juicy

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@Deegrizzleyyy yeaaaaaaa baby

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Whole party is moving around him and he has not looked up ONCE.

Standing in the middle of the dance floor like it's a bus stop.

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Blonde in the fishnet pulled up with the red cup already in her hand.

KICK and ZEUS on the wall, pearls on, skeleton hands on the shorts. She hit the floor. The other one climbed on and stayed there. COOLER cap locked on the lens. Mic came up after. Cutscene ran the whole way.

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Bro walked into the club and immediately triggered a side quest. One girl started twerking, the whole squad joined the cutscene, and suddenly he’s got front-row access to the final boss animation. GTA VI isn’t even out yet.

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@shredderAI Yeah, it looks cool.

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She's on a pink boat in Miami, mid-kiss, casually saying she wants to live here.

Mom already heard. Exact words: "You've done worse."

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She's on a pink boat in Miami, mid-kiss, casually saying she wants to live here.

Mom already heard. Exact words: "You've done worse."

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She kept saying get away from me and he did not lift his hand ONCE

He said judge me by my actions. He's enjoying a different one.

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Everybody in that ring is working overtime

and the man in the maroon Mexico jacket hasn’t moved a MUSCLE

Just standing there letting the “break it off” talk.