SpaceballsTheTweets

WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY

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"MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU."

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"Well, good bye, Virgin Alarm."

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"I love you."

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"Good. You're married. Kiss her."

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"Yes!"

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"Do you?"

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"Yes."

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"Okay. Here we go, the short-short version. Do you?"

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"Then get over there."

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"No."

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"Are you getting married?"

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"Barfolomew."

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"Your full name?"

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"Barf."

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"What's you name?"

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"I'm the best man."

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"Who are you?"

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"I'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today."

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"Well, let me think about it. Yes."

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"I just found out. That's what this says. I'm an honest to God prince. Will you marry me?"