TheMirandaB

A rad, science- loving, bodacious babe

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“kids shouldn’t be into politics!”

yeah well, politicians shouldn’t be into kids, but, here we are.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked) @heyjaeeeee]

ITS JULY 6TH STOP POPPING THEM DAMN FIREWORKS

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

No one:

My eyes in pictures:

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is why we need younger politicians

[laisa💐 @gutsinluv]

why is she obsessed with the idea of being in high school when she’s 36

[val @moneygomillion]

colombia realizing they suddenly have to represent all of latin america

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

[ESPN @espn]

66 hot dogs gives Joey Chestnut his 18th title! 🌭

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the fact that she released this song to promote a deal with Walmart and it ended up becoming the national anthem

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Mix my shit this ain’t Italy

[B🇳🇴🇪🇸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BlSBAAS]

PR team told her to convince the public that she actually eats

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

this is peak character design btw

[💗 @ma1ybe]

if you married a pedo just say that

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[Frases Barbie @barbie_context]

Mi mano cuando me enjuago el acondicionador