𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ

⠀⠀⠀𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙔 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇 , ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀𝐈'𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐄 . . .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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https://t.co/1bP0DmWyii

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

Woke up and remembered how much I hate Spike Spiegel.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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IN YOUR DREAMS.
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

YES.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?? FLASH MY TITS??
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

OH, REALLY.

PROVE IT.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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EXCEPT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. BECAUSE THESE ARE ALL. NATURAL. SO SHUT UP.
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

EXACTLY. YOUR CARD DECLINED AND THEY SCOOPED THE SILICONE BACK OUT.

THAT SHIT AIN'T FREE, VALENTINE.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? THEY JUST UNMASSED MY TITTIES BECAUSE MY CARD DECLINED??

DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF.
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH AND SO THAT'S WHY THEY'RE STILL NOT BIG ENOUGH. YOU RAN OUT OF MONEY MID-OPERATION. DAMN. TIT FAILURE.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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AS IF YOU'D KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BREASTS. PROBABLY HAVEN'T SEEN A PAIR IN YEARS.

YOU THINK I HAVE THE MONEY FOR A BOOB JOB!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

"AMPLY SIZED"? YEAH, RIGHT.

You went under the knife anyway. Don't fuckin' lie.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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[ GASP. putting a hand over her chest in an offended manner. ]

LUNKHEAD. THEY'RE AMPLY SIZED FOR BEING NATURAL!
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

....

Well.

[ looks to the side like a guilty motherfucker— ]

... Yeah, hell no. Your tits aren't big enough.

[ the same tits he's had in his mind while jacki— ahem. ]

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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i think i'd be REPULSED if i gave you a hard on.

[ ...💧]
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

NOT you, that's for sure.

[ as if anyone else could give him a bigger hate boner. shit. ]

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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what WERE you thinking???? 🤨
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

Jesus, what was I thinking.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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arms reach out-- he's just about in her reach.

" you're dead, spie-- "

....

he's running. he's running, and she's too winded to chase him. so, she reaches down, slipping off her boot, before chucking it at him.
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

He's free. Thank god—

Oh, fuck. She recovered fast, coming at him like a gremlin.

He's fought his share of assholes before. All kinds of enemies, big and small. Nothing scares him.

But Faye?

Faye scares him.

Eyes widening, he turned tail and ran off with the noods.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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cushioning would've spared her.

" LUNKHEAD! " she shouts, coming right back at him.
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[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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just as she's about to pull on his hair harder, she feels a knee to her stomach. with a loud grunt, faye doubles over, stumbling backwards.

" ACK-- "

a few coughs follow, arms still wrapped around her stomach. she needs to gain some weight-- some stomach --
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

"OWOWOWOW. Fuck!"

Vicious did say once that his hair would be a liability. As if that prick doesn't have girlish long hair himself. Hypocrite.

... Knees her in the stomach. Not enough to cause damage, but enough for her to loosen her grip.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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eyes widen at him attempting to bite her. the fuck?! was he some rabid dog??!

" way to be a sore loser! now hand them over or you're stuck with a toupee for a while! "

yaaaaank. she's got a good grip on his precious hair.
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

"Like hell you did, you cheating harpy! Saw you use that loaded dice!"

Tries to bite at her approaching hand, still holding the noodles out of her reach.

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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she pulls at his hair, baring her pearly whites.

" yeah, your woolongs that I WON fair and square! grrr-- "

her other hand reaches for the noodles, attempting to snatch them back.
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

What's stronger: Faye's grip or his pride?

"Hell, no—" he hisses. "You bought these noodles with my woolongs, you greedy bitch. Let go!"

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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she's surprised by her own strength, too. with how agile spike is, she expected him to dodge that without even looking.

" hand over the noodles and you'll be spared a bald spot. "

faye warns, grip on his hair tightening as she yanks his head to properly look at him.
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

Totally intended to sidestep that, but the crazy bitch is faster than anticipated and— he gets yanked down—

"OW! HEY! LET GO—"

Trying to keep the noodles from spilling. Fuck!

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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with a growl, she takes that as a challenge. seeing / her / noodles dangling from his mouth only pissed her off further.

stomping over to him, she jumps up and reaches up to his hair, a hefty amount getting grabbed and pulled down with her.

" greedy bastard.💢 "
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

Slurp.

Ignores her for a good while before giving her a dismissive look, noodles dangling out of his mouth.

"Can't even reach my hair, Faye."

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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her head whips around to see what that sound is, only to be met with spike's back.

" spike-- if those noodles are mine, i'll rip all your hair out, so help me god. "
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

Faced away, standing by the vast windows of the Bebop. Staring out into space.

SLURP SLURP SLURP—

[𝙁𝘼𝙔𝙀 .ᐟ @SPACEGAMBLIN]

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she’s turned away to fix herself a drink— faye’s had a long day.

taking a sip, she hums. it hits the spot, just as these noodles are ab—

“ what the fuck? “

where the hell did her noodles go??
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[‍𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 @TlGERSTRIPEDCAT]

Waits for @SPACEGAMBLIN to turn away.

... So he can stroll over... yawn and stretch innocently. Then casually swipe the cup noodles she was eating.

Walks away, whistling.