💙Orbital💙

Everybody hates me (she/they) | pfp by @59487Endermeow

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[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

[NEW PINNED]

Um, hello there. My name is Orbital, though I’m sure you already knew that. I’m not sure how to go about making one of these so um… I like reading occasionally and I really hate hurting people (and myself, much like everybody else)

(OOC posts start with a comma)

[Endermeow @59487Endermeow]

bonus: orbislam for long form
bonus-bonus: orbislam in a swimsuit

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

@rakhimitra717 @coolunoriginal I guess so.

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

Hehe, maybe a bit of both.

[🟤Slammy🟤 @Slammyorsmth]

Okay but just to make sure. Are you excited because of the match? Or are you excited because it’s a fight you literally cannot win?

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

Yeah, you’re right. Let’s do this!

[🟤Slammy🟤 @Slammyorsmth]

We’re gonna cook so hard!

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

Oh wow! I—honestly don’t remember the last time I felt this much excitement for a match.

[Zombie ball @zombieclack]

@Slammyorsmth @SpaceOrbiter7 stand ready for my arrival

[~ Player Light ~ @DUDEBRUHMICE]

If you judge fictional characters purely based off morality, you’re doing something wrong.

Characters are tools to tell a story. They aren’t people hence shouldn’t be judged the same way

[Wayfaring Stranger 🦈🏳️‍⚧️ @slimetimeoclock]

Everyone, look in the replies where we can see them discuss in real time how to convey the most amount of hate in the fewest words. Genuinely, no other political movement is as economic in its vitriol than TERFs. They’re completely unmatched. They’ve streamlined hatred 1//2

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

@atkspddaggerEC @Earclacks Good job! Happy to see you finally emerge victorious.

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

I wish I was #1 again.

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

@Cr0ss3dB0w ,
“Random bullshit go” as I always say

[~ Player Light ~ @DUDEBRUHMICE]

@loggernamy Is Crystal just the faggot ball?

[Jordan Santiago @JordansTweetsYT]

if anyone's curious what it sounds like

[~ Player Light ~ @DUDEBRUHMICE]

So, is Mr. Beast’s new book just propaganda?

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

*sits upright*

I—don’t understand.

[🟤Slammy🟤 @Slammyorsmth]

Oh, nothin’

*sits down next to Orbital, holding a paper bag*

You’re not top 1 anymore, so I figured I’d make something to celebrate.

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

@simp_demonika ,
No, you may not ask about Senty either

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

,
Okay, hear me out

Fibonacci is he

Golden Ratio is she

Multiplier is it

Infinity is they

(Don’t ask about Centy)

[💙Orbital💙 @SpaceOrbiter7]

*is taken aback by Slammy’s presence*

Oh! Uh, Slammy! What—what are you doing here?

[🟤Slammy🟤 @Slammyorsmth]

*stands at her, leaning forward to look down at her*

Who ya talkin’ to?

[Wayfaring Stranger 🦈🏳️‍⚧️ @slimetimeoclock]

@radical_jam_ @multifancookie I literally just play Helldivers and Ultrakill and eat snacks. If you’re threatened by ME, you must be on edge constantly because I don’t do shit dawg ✌️💀

[Uki 🏳️‍⚧️ (break) @Uki_Williams71]

//TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

[RUMI DESBORDA MEJOR QUE REALI @Licha_CASLA]

Imposible meter algo ahí. No hay espacio.