@Isa_11_AC@USPS They were fighting over who got to bring that gorgeous lady her mail today and their boss made them split it so they would stop arguing ๐
@youlooklikeamom My smart watch can make my phone ring even if it is on silent, and my phone can make my watch ring, so except for when I lose both or forget to charge my watch its pretty handy, because I too lay shit down in weird places that I don't remember, once found my phone in the fridge
@miles_commodore My roommate in the barracks in San diego was a black dude and im white. We used to fuck with people's heads so bad. We would act like we were pissed and call him a no good honkey he would call me a jungle bunny We would keep using backward slurs until someone finally caught on