Fake Liam

Sampler of exotic liquid diets(mother forgive). Vrai poète.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

Jesus. The Italian dubs for Pretty Little Liars are LITTERED with false cognates.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

Was out on a stroll when "Wonderful Christmas Time" came on the shuffle and I choked on my throat lozenge whilst conducting the snow flakes.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

@chanceclift @SpacemanM "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." – T. S. Eliot

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

Also, you gypsy savage, Bond's pea coat in Act I instantly puts #Skyfall in the top 5 Bond films of all time.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

@alexPOW 10/10. would bang.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

@ProvehitoNAltum @musemusiccafe @SpacemanM @iwouldhurtaFLY @Nordelnob #whateverhappenedtothebandoftomorrow?

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

@ProvehitoNAltum @MuseMusicCafe "had" is the key word there. Fraid such a band was already had and wasted by this town. Damn shame.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

All I wanna do,
is lie here next to you,
Listen to your fart LEAK.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

Election Day? BAH! I already spend enough of my days torn between posing Cicero with velvet or leather upholstery.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

Don't make me stick around. I just want to go home.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

@ProvehitoNAltum @stephenisabug What? No! I just needed someone to arrange my black turtlenecks from darkest to lightest.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

@i_am_apt http://t.co/DFwT6Y5U

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

@ProvehitoNAltum ...anything, Darcie?

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

@SpacemanM Baby, you're the best. http://t.co/KcQX2Esq

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

When bored, I treat myself to a peek at the ol' wardrobe and tally the flowers on my floral print chemises. 1, 2, buckle my shoe, 3, 4, etc

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

Take me home, Luna Glow.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

I am now fairly certain that insects can experience euphoria. I'm blowing smoke on this moth, and it's just like... sitting there, man.

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

Caught my jangly bits on a thorn whilst having a frolick in the raspberry patch. Vigorous cocoa butter application needed. #motherforgive

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

@iwouldhurtaLIE _Never fear, love._ Either way today's brunch eluded me. I just could not settle on what to wear! #gossipboy

[Fake Liam @SpaceshamM]

Pluvia. Pluvia. Utinam te et custodiat in thalamo utrem. Sub lectum meum.