Agent of the Spade

I'm very American and I kinda do whatever I want content-wise. Be warned, my content isn't for everyone, and I don't get "in character".

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

I’m currently at 1HP after my nuts slapped the seat on Space Mountain

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

@DeadbyDaylight When new chapters and cosmetic collections come out, my Mom and I have a tradition of listening to their corresponding music together. We make a game out of it where she doesn't know what the content is, but guesses the theme/characters based on the music alone.

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

@ChellayTiger That canine fellow looks like he's ready for an audience with the Mayor of Flavortown

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@ChellayTiger Can't believe I missed this. Happy late birthday.

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

My answers are yes then no. I will not explain myself for the first one, but the second one has logic behind it. The term "clanker" was made and reserved for stereotypical robots, that being an animated construct physically driven by metal components. Magic armor is magic.

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

I need some answers on this.

1. Would you date a suit of sentient animated armor?

2. Would you consider that a clanker?

Clarification: The armor is not a fantasy robot construct, is not haunted by a person's spirit, or a William Afton situation. Just armor living by magic.

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

She Terminid on my Automaton till I Illuminate

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Made this in honor of a Helldivers 2 experience I had last night. No, I am not a traitor to Super Earth, they walked into it.

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@ChellayTiger History about a niche subject that will fuel my eternal hunger for knowledge which has gotten me into trouble numerous times? Yes please. The video essay about the Sears Dedede Incident in my Watch Later can wait.

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

@ChellayTiger Depending on your definition of right-wing, I may be in the splash zone. Either, way, you don't have the balls to do me :3

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@Katsurami_Art Zesty John Marston was not on my bingo card for today. Good stuff though 👍🏻.

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

Walmart shirt finds are a coin flip between abysmal dogshit and eternal drip. I lucked out this time.

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You ever have a good idea that is also a bad idea which then becomes a two year production hell? This is the result of that happening to me. https://t.co/9lQs3x9fks

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@GOREJ1RA A bow and arrow, ideally with different arrow types as addons or part of the power. How would they be different than other ranged killers? Don’t know, I just want a bow and arrow.

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

I just finished sloppily photoshopping Winter Soldier using his ult at a TSwift concert after I promised a friend that I would. Why would I do this? No idea. Enjoy, or don't. I'm putting them into my computer's background slideshow. I made two angles for viewer displeasure.

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

I’ve gotten MVP as Wolverine twice and both occasions required that I make an unfortunate Thor fear for their life. He’s everything I wanted in a L4D Hunter and then some.

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

@saruei Few things can rival the feeling of finding a perfect stick in a forest

[Agent of the Spade @SpadeAgent]

@ItsCryFieri Matthew and Carla

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I just released a new video where I tried to recreate the Buddhist sugars from Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (as someone with zero confectionary experience). Twas scuffed. There is no canon description of the taste, so I filled the gaps with imagination. https://t.co/fLbbNMhkrL

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Pros of using a video game’s baller soundtrack as music for your video: You have an excuse to listen to some of your favorite music and it will surely go hard in your video.

Cons of using a video game’s baller soundtrack in your video: You want to listen to it instead of work.

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@angelolooTW SinguLOWrity