Eddie Roach

Daft boozer, local hero

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

My morning coffee is the most important part of my day. That transition from tired to tired but with heart palpitations is absolutely critical.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

Reject modernity. Embrace tradition.

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

RIP Brian Wilson, you would have loved our song "Gyros and Villains"

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

If you search "Good Vibrations" on YouTube Marky Mark is suggested before the Beach Boys. In other news, I just tied a noose.

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

Voting is stupid and everyone who did it today is a nerd. Would have posted earlier, but I'm just getting home from a night of being disrespectful to others regarding their political beliefs and choices.

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

Running for MP in Halifax for the Bloc Quebecois under the campaign slogan, "C'mon, it'll be funny"

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

We are at DEFCON 5 people! (That is to say, everything is normal because the defense readiness condition counts down from 5 to 1)

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

Seeing a picture of Mark Carney in goalie gear and becoming convinced I understand how black people felt when Obama was elected

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

The downfall of organized religion may have robbed people of spiritual fulfillment and a sense of community, but shitty wooden benches have never been cheaper

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

In the last few days Elon
-Ignored the mother of his youngest child begging for help
-Ignored the mother of his favorite child begging for help
-Called an astronaut a slur for pointing out something he said that was obviously a lie
-Suggested bombing Mexico
-Suggested women can never be qualified to be pilots
-Called Tom Hanks a pedophile
-Followed a 17 year old girl
-Said journalists who criticize him should be imprisoned
-Believed a TikTok sketch was real
-Believed a picture from The Dark Knight Rises was real life

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

[chris person @Papapishu]

Emmett Otter’s Jug Band Christmas begins with a respectful song about how big their grandma otter’s ass was. You couldn’t get away with this today, because of woke…

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

Nostalgic for the old days when you'd pick up your best girl in your hot rod for a romantic evening at Pork Hole

[Howell Dawdy @HowellDawdy]

it's like the brain damage made him more like me

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

Start calling missiles "kamikaze drones" and fighter jets "mother ships" and these guys would think they're absolute genius

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Meanwhile, some idiots are still building manned fighter jets like the F-35 🗑️ 🫠

[jos @josiahhughes]

i always chuckle when people call it a "gaming chair."

in this one chair:

• i experience connection with others
• i search job listings and submit resumes
• my mother sits to help me with my taxes
• i express my sensuality

sure it's a gaming chair. but it's also a life.

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

Lola tried to make a bagel, but it turned out burnt

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

This week, on the Great British Bakeoff, Pepe makes biscuits

[川崎 @_rotaren_]

猫に指吸われるたびに大事な記憶一個ずつ吸われていってる
今もうお母さんの顔も思い出せない

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

BADBOY

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

Literally just saw an ad for a sexy Marge Simpson chatbot AI. This site friggin rules

[Eddie Roach @Spaghed]

Gotta give it up for Elon. He's successfully made it so only Chinese cartoon porno games are advertising on this site. It feels like I'm watching illegal streams in 2018.